Freeloader

Someone who leeches off others while contributing virtually nothing in return. Usually they are unemployed and/or extremely lazy. They are generally easy to identify from the general public due to their constant requests to borrow other people's money, get rides, or even coming to restaurants with a group, then ordering food and never paying for themselves, etc

James Christopher Koehn is a freeloader, also known as a mooch.

He will break you in more ways than financially. He loves to have that control.

by wisernow February 25, 2009

Freelance Campaigner

An individual working for a political campaign with no political affiliations whatsoever. They get paid in cold hard cash and frequently work for multiple campaigns simultaneously.

My bro's a freelance campaigner and made $2500 working for a Senate campaign and voted for the other guy.

by JerseyJoe6262 September 25, 2010

Freeloafer

Someone who goes to an eating establishment and only eats the free bread.

Waiter: "Can I take your order?"

Customer: "No thanks, I am just going to gave some bread. When you get a chance, can you bring more of it?"

Waiter to manager: "Shit, we got a freeloafer at table 9."

by brodymason November 15, 2013

freelo

A word used to describe the ease of a win.

"That game vs Louis was easy."
"Yeah, Freelo Freelo Louis equals Freelo!"

by yolobot January 28, 2015

Fordell, New Zealand

This place is hidden by the government due to fear of the bad publicity it will bring the nation of New Zealand, and the world as a whole. Details are very skechee about exactly what goes on there, but listed are some quotes from escapees. "It is an awful, awful place. I am sorry, I cannot talk any more about it." "I was raped by my family every night for 19 years, how the (Expletive Deleted) do you think I feel about the place." "No Comment." "There is no good, only evil."

Dismembered bodies
Fordell, New Zealand

by The Mayor of Fordell. July 2, 2011

freeloader

One who takes advantage of ones generosity and trys to suck as much as possible from them. A freeloader will often times live with someone, eat their food, drive their car, and not pay rent. Will make not attempt living on thier own as they claim they will "do it later" or are "tired". Must be forcefully removed to get rid of them. They never have a job as they quit due to laziness.

Steve: Hey Tim, do you have your own place yet?

Tim: Na I live with my Aunt and Uncle.

Steve: Do you even have a job?

Tim: No they think I have one but I quit. I'll get away with it to beacause I'm sly.

Steve: FREELOADER!!!!!

by Tigger the Nigger April 10, 2008

Freeloader

John Willis

John Willis will eat all your Doritos and drink all your Mountain Dew but gives you nothing in return that makes him a freeloader.

by Bob27bob January 2, 2018