Thirty Footer

A woman that only looks good from beyond thirty feet.

From outside thirty feet: "Bro, you see that girl over there? Look at that ass!"

From inside thirty feet: "Bro, that cellulite is making me gag. She's a thirty footer."

Thirty Footer by ThaFreak55 May 14, 2011

Forty Footer

A woman who looks hot from far away, but when you get close she's is ugly.

Hey that girl is a forty footer

Forty Footer by Jonathan Dack October 22, 2004

Fifty-footer

1. A chick thats good from far, but far from good.

The chick that was cruzin my direction was damn good, then i put on my glasses and realized she was a fifty-footer. damn glasses!

Fifty-footer by Leo fo real December 10, 2003

ten footer 

A person that looks extremely attractive from 10 feet away, but when you get closer you realize that they're not as hot as you thought, at all.

Whoa, Katie was a total ten footer, I want to keep the distance between us.

ten footer by MA3 August 21, 2008

hundred-footer 

A lesbian who typfies the stereotype to such an extent you can spot her sexuality from a hundred feet away.

Used on the l word

"Now that's what I call a hundred-footer"

hundred-footer by Amy August 25, 2004

10 footer 

When a woman looks hot from 10 feet away and more, but there is something seriously wrong with her when you are face to face.

That girl is a 10 footer. Once I got next to her i realized that she was a butterface.

10 footer by Lone wolf 81 March 9, 2010

15 footer

Any woman that looks decently hot from (at maximum) 15 feet away. Anything closer will just make you want to turn around, hurl, or shudder.

Guy 1: "Yo, check out that 15 footer down the street."
Guy 2: "I have a 15 footer"
Guy 1: "Shut the fuck up"

Guy 1: "yo, check out that hot piece of real estate down the way about 15 feet."
(10 feet away)
Guy1: "holy shit, nevermind"
Guy 2: "that is disgusting."
Guy 1: "please castrate me now."

15 footer by pmac51 June 1, 2006