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Flatbread

A kind of roast that is requested by the roastee, as a sort of punishment for doing something they REALLY shouldn't have done
Person 1: Hey, bro, can you flatbread me?
Person 2: Sure, why?
Person 1: I want my girlfriend to step on me.
Person 2: Ok, *tak*... That's so disgusting, you're so disgusting. Only a sick depraved person like you would want that.
Person 1: Fucking owie
by a schizophrenic teenager December 17, 2020
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Flatbread

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a type of roast that is requested by the roastee as a punishment for something they REALLY shouldn't have done.
Person 1: Hey, bro, can you flatbread me?
Person 2: Sure, why?
Person 1: I want my girlfriend to step on me.
Person 2: Ok, tak... You want your girlfriend to step on you? That's so disgusting, only someone as depraved as you would want something as gross as that.
Person 1: Fucking owie
by a schizophrenic teenager December 17, 2020
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fatbreadmeds

fatbreadmeds is so cool
by fatbreadmeds official March 19, 2021
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Flatbread freestyle

Some porn word I learned on reddit
Tiny Flatbread freestyled my mommy so hard last night bruh.
by Lil soup August 16, 2023
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Footered

When you get to put all 5 toes in her
Man I footered ol girl last night, you should have seen her face!

She looked over at me and said "I wanna be footered baby"
by ItsMelanieBihh May 9, 2025
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Crusty Flatbread

When a girl got no ass, but you eat it out anyway.
Yo, that lady got some crusty flatbread, I think it's time to snack.
by Sindrom September 30, 2022
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