no foolies

Said after something meaning it's the 100% truth. This cannot be used sarcastically, or any other -ly, except truthfully. You don't fuck with this shit.

It's origins come from South Park season 4 episode 16 'The Wacky Molestation Adventure.'

Person A: Holy shit, I just won $1,000,000 on this scratch ticket.
Person B: Bullshit.
Person A: No foolies.
Person B: Holy shit, buy me a car.
Person A: No.

by MikeTheMikeMike October 5, 2009

Moody Foodie

A mean food critic. You better hope he doesn't review your restaurant!

Gene: It's him! It's the Moody Foodie!
Bob: Gene, that's Mike, our mailman. You've known him for years.
Gene: It's the long con.
Louise: There he is!
Bob: That's Gene.
Louise: Long con.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

foodie call

When a guy or girl calls you only for food,
no strings attached. Not an invite to a movie and dinner, not a casual or formal get-together, just a plain old-fashioned "let's eat"

Jennifer: OMG Sharon, Ronny just texted me - I'm hungry, I wanna eat. You interested?
Sharon: Oh shit girl!!!! That be a foodie call
Jennifer: Shutup! It's only 5PM.

or

It's 2AM...
Jennifer: OMG Sharon, Ronny just texted me - I'm hungry, I wanna eat. You interested?
Sharon: Oh shit girl!!!! That be a foodie call

by grubhunter March 24, 2009

footie

Short for football (i.e. soccer)

I'm going to watch the footie match this afternoon, care to join me?

by Hellish November 13, 2004

Foodie

A douchebag who likes food.

Douchebag - "I'm a big foodie."
Non-doucher - "Really? I like food too, but I'm not a tool."

by Archer in Chicago June 11, 2011

Foodie

A Hipster who tries to impress others of his or her taste in exocitic food but hates the taste of whatever isn't a casserole because they don't want to loose their image and be labeled a normal person.

Foodie Hipster dude: "Have you ever tried Ethiopian frog balls?"

Friend: "Who the fuck eats that?"

Foodie Hipster dude: "Obviously your not a foodie like me...God your such an average walmart shopping olive garden eating loser...sigh!"

by Rainbient June 30, 2018

fooplesnoop

The act of farting on the shower wall with intent to have the sound reverberate.

"Bro last night I was showering after practice and I fooplesnooped so loudly my mom could hear it!"

by efin snewdows March 10, 2021