Foop

1. To masturbate (fap) to a foot/feet.

2. The onomatopoeia for a footjob.

I can't help but foop every time I go to the beach.

Foop foop foop foop

by The Podiatrist August 29, 2013

Foop

A combination between the words fuck and poop. It's more sophisticated than fuck, but not as juvenile as poop. Generally used to express shock or disdain.

Mel-"People are actually reading our entry!"
Maggie-"Really? What the foop?!"

or

Johnny- "Man, I got an F on the test! What the foop?!"

by thehoodedmongeese September 6, 2009

Foop

the moment of uncertainty where you are not sure whether you need to poo or fart

Darren: oi do you need to use the toilet
Marvin: mate , I'm actually in a bit of foop.

by Cummi January 17, 2015

Foop

Noun: An enormous crotch bulge. When someone has so much fat on their stomach that it falls below the line of their hoo ha or yoo hoo

That girl has the biggest foop I've EVER SEEN!

by ssorc March 16, 2008

Foop

The act of sticking food into the butthole until you bleed to death. Then someone licks it out.

Damn, Brick's butthole has soo much food in it. I hope he doesn't foop all over the floor.

by Cranberry Craig June 4, 2014

Foop

To gently pass your arm through someone else's while they are holding their hips

I fooped gunner, Henry, and Ty all in one day

by Foooper29 December 16, 2015

Foop

The sound the penis makes as it leaves the anal cavity. Said to sound much like blowing across the top of a bottle.

"Its time to get the Foop going"

by Joneeee January 16, 2008