Finticorn

A Fintmin with a horn in the middle of it's forehead

" I was disappointed that they didn't have a Finticorn at the zoo"
" I just got my Finticorn hunting license in the mail,straight nigger"

by yaheardsound1 January 11, 2010

fondicate

to fondle somebody, first stated by iron mike tyson.

I wanna talk nice to you, and talk about fondicating with you, and letting you suck my dick because if I was eloquent with you, you would still look at me as a scumbag. - tyson to female reporter

I normally dont do interviews with women unless I fondicate with them so you shouldnt talk anymore. unless you wanna...you know. I may like fondicate more than any other people, it's just who I am. I sacrificed so much in my life. can I atleast get laid? you know what I mean, I've been robbed for most of my money, can I atleast I get a blowjob? - tyson to another female reporter

by mattsanity August 21, 2008

fonics monkey

A monkey that teaches children to read and spell by playing the drums. Also kills hooded orange kids that steal his snacks.

Cartman: C'mon fonics monkey,drum
Fonics Monkey: *masturbates* ooh ooh ooh ooh

by 0niTTRay November 30, 2003

fosticate

(Noun) Used in a way that it sounds highly intelligent, yet has no true meaning.

Person A: Reginald, tell me again how you received your Nobel Prize.

Person B: Certainly, Vincent. I rationally hypothesized how to fosticate a quantum time warp, which resulted in my thesis of a space-time continuum. Indubitively, this developed a new field in cognitive learning, and granted me the Nobel Prize for Fostication.

Person A: Impressive.

by MuffinMan217 October 27, 2010

fontucky

City in Southern CA, actually called Fontana. Outdated term used to desribe the amount of rednecks who used to live there. Fontana is currently called North Mexico, due to the large number of mexicans who now live there.

I wish all the rednecks still lived in Fontucky.

by Doug Johnson April 27, 2004

Asian Fantic

Some one who is obessed with Asian Dramas, usually shows from Japan, China, Taiwan, Korea and Philippines.
Usually smart teenage kids.
Typically they start to learn Chinese, Japanese, Taglog or Korean.
They also like to listen to Asian music.
Have a serious case of yellow fever.
Most of the time they happen to already be asian or part asian, but this refers to the non-asians who become obessed.

Girl: Have you seen Lisa lately?
Boy: No, I think shes watching those "chinese" movies.
Girl: Lisa is such an Asian Fantic!

by OneLostCause December 30, 2008

fontucky

The word combination of the places Fontana, CA and Kentucky. People who live in other, nicer areas of southern California often make fun of Fontana because of the many trailer parks, loose chickens running around, and the trailer park trash that reside there. KKK lives there, along with some low-class Mexicans and blacks. It is the backwoods of California. More recently, Fontana is experiencing urban sprawl with housing developments coinciding with high real estate prices, and chain stores and fast food restaurants that have made Fontana a better place to live. But it will never shake the reputation it is had as Fontucky.

Man 1: Dude, where are you?
Man 2: I'm on the 10 Fwy on the way to Palm Springs.
Man 1: What's taking so long?
Man 2: Dude, I'm stuck here in traffic in Fontucky.

by pandawoman909 September 27, 2008