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FOMES

"Good gods, I've run out of money for my monthly WoW subsciption again...what should I do?"
"Play a FOMES - and by the way, that term was devised by a stunningly beautiful eSports Editor."
"Oh snap, good idea!"
by Faolchu August 27, 2008
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Fomen

Fomen is the part of a dead cow that smells like cheese. Its located between the front legs and the belly.
ewwwww that fomen smells cheese!
by Robert Lance December 15, 2010
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fomentum

(n.) -- A state of existence reached when a gaggle of political candidates gather for a debate and ignore the issues, respond to questions without substance, preferring to bluster, posture and end the debate having done nothing other than denigrate each of the other politicians on stage.
"Did you see it? The South Carolina Republican debate last night produced new fomentum as the candidates berated each other and offered not a single substantive idea."

-- overheard at a watercooler in Raleigh, South Carolina, January 20, 2012
by PRwiz101 February 7, 2012
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fomentor

A seller of riotous rhetoric to others who resell it as fomenters of violence. A mentor in the craft of fomentation.
It takes but a single fervent fomentor to fire up legions of malleable fomenter followers.
by SimonDarNinkel August 28, 2023
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fomented beverage

An alcoholic drink that is used to "soothe the soul" of the person imbibing it.
Drinking beer isn't really the best way to calm down and forget your troubles; neither is literally using it as a "fomented beverage" --- i.e., pouring it all over yourself in an attempt to "douse the burning". All you end up doing is wasting a costly comestible and covering yourself in disgusting sticky odiferous foam that stains your clothes and body.
by QuacksO November 18, 2023
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