fiddledump(s)

when you really messed up but you are a child of God who doesn't cuss on your Christian Minecraft Server.

Brooklyn: Bro I totally failed that Spanish test.
Amanda: Broski don't even worry about it
Brooklyn: I don't even give a fiddledump(s) anymore
Amanda: Chuck it in the fiddledump it bucket

by yEeHaW_08 August 29, 2019

Fondled

To be given an ridiculous task that is to be completed within an even more ridiculous time scale.

This can also be known as the 'Fondel Effect' or to be 'Caressed'. This person is often referred to as the 'Fondler'.

The 'Fondel Effect' is usually exagerated by the 'Fondler' working from home or being on sick leave.

I have just been fondled aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

by SCollinsDictionary May 22, 2012

Fondled

Another term for being screwed over or given the shaft. In this sense the term is not being used refering to any type of sexual encounter but to a negative experience.

"They gave the job to that slut Susan even though I have more experience. I really got fondled."

by Delmas March 9, 2008

Water foddler

A Water foddler is a person who likes the extreme case of water/liquid poo being dripped into their mouth by a friend/partner ect.

Hey, I heard Jimmy is a Water Foddler.

by ThatDot February 11, 2017

fiddledick

Drilling a series of holes in your penis in order to play the fiddle with it

I was so bored yesterday and i carved me up a fiddledick with my pocketknife

by Digging8inchesdeep December 7, 2006

fiddled

to be fingered

“he fiddled me last night”

by jack gldon May 26, 2019

fiddledumdiddledumdee

fiddledumdiddledumdeefiddledumdiddledumdeefiddledumdiddledumdeefiddledumdiddledumdeefiddledumdiddledumdeedooodaroodumdee!

WHITAFIDDUL. DDUUUUUUUUUH!!

WACKO: fiddledumdiddledumdeefiddledumdiddledumdeefiddledumdiddledumdeefiddledumdiddledumdeedooop.

*gas attack*

by Garfakcy November 21, 2003