focking

a substitute for the word 'fucking' which will not set off work place filters;

intensifier, very colloquial;

what took you so focking long?

by familyfeedbag January 24, 2011

fock

Swiss way of expressing the word fuck and all variations on the word in English.

Fockin Asshoole

by bigjim555121212 July 09, 2010

focked

when someone is fake shocked

Stephy says:
haha

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you look shocked

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you can' be that surprised

Stephy says:
no im not

Stephy says:
im faking shocked... 'focked'

Stephy says:
lol

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you're focked?

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you've focked yourself?

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
i'm shocked

Stephy says:
lol

Stephy says:
are you really shocked or just pretending?

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
i don't know

Stephy says:
because if youre just pretending

Stephy says:
then you're focked too

Stephy says:
hahah

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
are you saying you focked me?

Stephy says:
lol

Stephy says:
yes

Stephy says:
i believe so

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
i didn't even notice

Stephy says:
lol

Stephy says:
that needs to go in urban dicionary

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
may already be there

Stephy says:
lol but not under the meaning 'fake shocked'

by fizzbog January 18, 2008

fock

The way Arctic Monkeys pronounce the word "fuck."

"...Because she must be focking freezing..."

by Michael LeSuer April 18, 2007

focke

A beautiful surname that is usually made fun of because of the resemblence of the word f*ck. Focke is pronounced fo-key

Jill- Hi Dan F*cke
Dan- Its Focke. Pronounced Fo-key

by TOPAZ JEEFERJOF June 07, 2016

fock

D4 version of fuck, v. exclusive. Made popular by Ross O'Carroll- Kelly, a rich mans fuck, some might say....

I live in, like D4? and I basically have, like Fockloads of cash....Oh My God! get away from me you focking skobe these are new dubes!

by Robert O' Connor-Keavney April 07, 2005

fock

Sticking the index finger into the anus of one's partner, simultaneously making a high-pitched beeping sound. Usually done without warning.

Trivia: When Meat Loaf sang "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that," he was referring to being focked.

"When I focked my boyfriend last night, he totally farted before I could say 'beep.'"

by cononsanonts September 15, 2007