fmptic

fuck my pussy till i cum

i want Ayden to fmptic

by xiomara harris January 2, 2023

Faticus Caticus

The thirty-fourth emperor of Rome.
He reined for like two minutes before dying because he was so damn fat.

His spirit was reincarnated into something just as morbidly obese, but a cat.

"Oh my god! You're such a Faticus Caticus!"

"Lose some weight you Faticus Caticus!"

"Should that Faticus Caticus really still be eating?"

"I think I'll do my History project on Faticus Caticus."

by Vyvyan Newmali April 4, 2009

Faticide

The art of killing fat in mass exocutions.

It's almost bathing suit season. Time for faticide.

by intheclutch June 3, 2011

Feticide Offender

One of the evil-doers who murders our nation's children through fetal homicide.

After reform of the city's fetal homicide laws, a trio of ED-209's descend on Detroit's abortion clinics demanding that the feticide offenders surrender: "You are in violation of fetal homicide laws. Come out with your hands up. You have 20 seconds to comply." (followed by mechanical growl)

by jfraatz September 22, 2009

faticize

Fantasizing about a fat person.

I always faticize about Rosie O'Donnell and Oprah locked in a sweet scissory embrace.

by Charlie the Tiger January 18, 2011

faticate

To make a skinny person fat.

Girl1: I'm gonna faticate that bitch.
Girl2: She has a high metabolism GL.

by akemi23 June 24, 2010

fatic electricity

when a 200+ pound FAT girl touches countless metal objects and is shocked by all. A bad idea to get gas if you're experiencing this phenomenon.

Fat Girl - "Oh my gosh!!!! this door knob keeps f-in shockin me!!!"
The Other Person - "Must be your FATIC ELECTRICITY!"

by DZH October 21, 2010