FMD 

Fuck me dirty, an acronym for fucking someone dirty.

Hey wanna fmd tonight?

FMD by kc166464 October 6, 2010

FMD 

Means Fuck My Dick

Person 1: You stink
Person 2: FMD
Person 1: Let's get a room

FMD by LAGOUT July 20, 2019

FMD 

Fuck me day is a day where any guys or girls can do anything to each other without permission unless it’s rape

Let me fMD you

FMD by Oooooosjsjej October 14, 2019

FMD 

Five Mile Drive

"bro text me if the postcode doesn't work, I have a fuck off FMD"

FMD by trufflelover July 5, 2022

fmd 

fluorescent multilayer disk, a new storage medium developed by constellation 3d capable of storing 140 GB of data. it is not yet on the market, but might be in the next few years, if they get their lazy asses in gear.

fmd disks hold the record for highest storage capacity.

fmd by d-shadow January 16, 2004

FMD 

Fuck Me, Dude. An admission of doing something silly, unreasonable or thoughtless. A request for forgiveness.

FMD, that was a thoughtless remark about your sister's fat ass.

FMD by Herbos, a prince June 19, 2008

FMD 

Fuck My Diet; used to declare that you are tired of your diet and you are going to eat whatever you want.

A: let's go to Abuelo's for lunch.
B: Why not?! FMD!

FMD by jgreene777 July 6, 2010