FMD

Fuck me dirty, an acronym for fucking someone dirty.

Hey wanna fmd tonight?

by kc166464 October 6, 2010

FMD

Fuck me day is a day where any guys or girls can do anything to each other without permission unless it’s rape

Let me fMD you

by Oooooosjsjej October 14, 2019

FMD

Five Mile Drive

"bro text me if the postcode doesn't work, I have a fuck off FMD"

by trufflelover July 5, 2022

FMD

Means Fuck My Dick

Person 1: You stink
Person 2: FMD
Person 1: Let's get a room

by LAGOUT July 20, 2019

fmd

fluorescent multilayer disk, a new storage medium developed by constellation 3d capable of storing 140 GB of data. it is not yet on the market, but might be in the next few years, if they get their lazy asses in gear.

fmd disks hold the record for highest storage capacity.

by d-shadow January 16, 2004

FMD

Fuck Me, Dude. An admission of doing something silly, unreasonable or thoughtless. A request for forgiveness.

FMD, that was a thoughtless remark about your sister's fat ass.

by Herbos, a prince June 19, 2008

FMD

Fuck My Diet; used to declare that you are tired of your diet and you are going to eat whatever you want.

A: let's go to Abuelo's for lunch.
B: Why not?! FMD!

by jgreene777 July 6, 2010