flubbergasted

shocked to the point of bouncing off of walls; a portmanteau of 'flubber' and 'flabbergasted'.

Dan was flubbergasted when his girlfriend agreed to marry him, but he was consequently arrested for disturbing the peace.

by ruwisc October 15, 2009

fumber

The fake phone number you give out when you don't want to give your real one.

This douche wanted me to give him my digits, I didn't want to be completely rude and immediately crush his dreams, so I just gave him a fumber.

by i invented shizam July 18, 2010

Flubbernose

When you accidenatlly cum in a girls nose and she has to blow it out on a tissue it combines with the bogies and makes a new compund similar to flubber. Be warned becuse it bounces around the room looking for the nearest vagina to impregnate. Hence the phrase "bouncing baby boy"

YOU BASTARD YOU FLUBBERNOSED ME

by poolpool April 24, 2016

Fumbered

The act of being overly fumber, such as in inhalation of too much of the sweet chung (marijuana) or drinking too much to the point where you put your shoes in the blender. This word comes from the ancient dictions of the Balfaic Ochungus who lives in Mount Ochungus.

Bro, last night I was so fumbered, I saw a flat bunger.

by Cecil O'Chungus May 2, 2018

Flubbermenschnooker

To put Jello in one's socks.

Often done as a prank, fashion statement, or pure chaotic neutral act.

Dude, I just Flubbermenschnookered Leonardo De Caprio's socks when he wasn't looking.

by Jake & Sam August 27, 2021

flubber tits

a man who who possesses jiggly breasts

"Hey flubber tits, come sit on uncle Fidencio's lap."

by Fidencio Salazaar December 12, 2002

flumpernickel

A variation of pumpernickel, usually more flumpy then pumpy. Used as a pumpernickel substitute by people that are pumptose and tolerant.

Would you like some flumpernickels with that shake?

by Nick July 25, 2003