No Flush Bandit

One who does not flush the toilet after pooping in a public bathroom. Stacking toilet paper on the water pre-poop to ensure the poop stays above water level is optional. Main goal of the "NFB" is to stink up the bathroom/clog the toilet for the next, unsuspecting user.

The No Flush Bandit struck again, this time in the food court bathroom at the mall.

by Frequent Bandit January 4, 2011

Race the Flush

A solitary game that one can indulge themselves in when having to take a piss. The rules are relatively simple. You flush first, then begin pissing. Try and finish pissing before the toilet completely flushes and you win. If you can't finish your piss before the water comes back up, you have been defeated.

Once you're defeated you have several options; you can flush the toilet again, or leave the remaining urine in the toilet to develop a filthy ring around the inside - punishing the toilet for its victory.

A variable in the equation for victory in this game is how long it takes for your toilet to flush. I'd say the average flush time for a toilet is around 15 seconds, give or take 2-3 seconds depending on water level.

This is predominately a game for men, since we take pisses standing up, we have a more clear view into the toilet than women do, hence, a better way of judging if we actually beat the flush or not.

I know i'm not the only one who's done this before, in fact, i'm sure countless people have done this and have just never thought of it as a game/idea, nonetheless actually fucking name it.

Drunk Guy: Dude...I just fuckin tried to race the flush and I didn't even come close..

by ChrisBrownismyfather May 15, 2008

Flush and flee

To defecate in a public toilet, then flush only to see the water level rise, then cheese it without doing anything to remedy the situation.

I had to complain to the Denny's manager after I went to the men's room and discovered the floor wet and vile stench of feces. Some asshole pulled the old flush and flee.

by Red001 April 21, 2015

Flushing

The act of drinking very quickly and consuming a large amount of liquid. Can be beers or liquor or both simultaneously. Compared to a toilet flushing water.

Damn, look at Dan, that kid is flushing beers.

by Flush Master September 15, 2012

two flusher

A dump so enormous that one must flush the toilet twice to get it all down.

Excuse me folks but I must hit the can. This could be a two flusher!

by Larryfun September 11, 2005

love flush

Is a rush of excitement with massive helpings of love thrown in
It is closely connecting with the connection one has with their soulmate.

It is a warm heating of the heart from the inside out that radiates through the entire body giving a feeling of euphoria
your heart beats faster, you find it difficult to breathe, you start to have an out of body experience, just hold on and enjoy the ride

you see his or her name come up on your phone - love flush
you see them walk in the room - love flush
the slightest touch - love flush
the thought of kissing them- love flush

by finally found them, adelaide September 22, 2013

No Flush Challenge

A challenge that a brave adventurer can partake in where the aim is to not flush their toilet for as long as they can withstand the putrid horror that will eventually build up inside the bowl.

Dinith: "Hello Wendy, by Jove, what is that horrible smell coming from your toilet?"
Wendy: "Well Dinith, I have been taking part in the No Flush Challenge for about 6 years now"

by oh yeah! yeah! February 14, 2014