First Floozie

Another word for Donald Trump's wife Melania

Melania Trump? Oh yes she is the First Floozie

by That Lego on the floor February 13, 2017

FLOOZIE

open legs; aka a slut

britney spears is a floozie

by ace jiggle August 10, 2007

Floozie

A circular hole cut into a mattress or other object for sexual purposes

"dude that watermelon wasn't the best floozie. But that Banana peal? Hot damn that was awesome!"

"My floozie on my bed is filled, time to flip that bitch over"

by Inmate 34765 November 2, 2011

floozie

a (hoe) who shows a lot cleavage and other "items"

Marian Grant is a floozie.

by Ms. Zen January 10, 2008

floobies

Breasts that are floppy as hell. If you have floobies, they do come with the George Foreman Grill Attachment. Perfect for cooking Bacon and other pork products.

That Ox cooked up some nice bacon in those floobies.
Watch out! Going into floobie world could give you a burn.

Do Do Do Do you hate me and my floobies?

by Bus 4 for the Marching Band December 17, 2008

floozie

Any girl, post-breakup, that isn't you that has touched your ex or has looked at her (or him for the straight folks) seductively or in a bicurious manner.

That redhead is a floozie.
That married girl...floozie.
That girl in the church...yep, floozie.
I could give two shits about all your floozies.

by Lilly Ledoux July 24, 2015

floopies

A word used to describe diarreah you get when you have the flu. A cross between the flu and poopies.

I made a mess in my pyjamas because I have the floopies.

by udm November 6, 2007