Floof/Floofer

A human that exhibits behaviors that are quirky and adorkable, like that of a dog/cat doing weird things. It is used as a form light teasing

You are such a floof/floofer. Reminds me of when my dog knocked my drink over with a bag over its head

by PhatBoiLotto April 28, 2022

Floofer

A man that sniffs a womans warm bicycle seat.

On the hottest of days, Floofers will be on the prowl.

by Vektor December 8, 2003

Floofer

A man or a woman that is ultra New-ager. Like coaches, self proclaimed gurus/ teachers of "Spiritual" subjects. They usually call themselves magicians, mystics or gurus.

This guy is such a floofer trying to teach ancient Egyptian mysteries.

by MazziD July 21, 2022

Floofer

A servant of Gemina, Queen of the Land of Floof. All praise be to Gemina!

That's Sam, she's a fellow floofer.

by FlooferSnail December 27, 2016

Urban Dick Flooders

An Urban Dick Flooder is someone that post completely useless garbage on Urban Dictionary. They cause Editors to spend hours sorting through WOS (Waste Of Space) posts, in order to find the legitimate New Word descriptions. These types of Posters tend to not have their own accounts, and often times are first-time viewers of the site. Since they don't care about the site, or it's rules, they post generic junk like "Jenna is so hot!" and "Tommy is a F@G!". These types of posts create a giant mess of posts that legitimate Posters and Editors have to sort through. Which can cause delays of new words being posted to the site by weeks, even months. Many legitimate words can even be dismissed on accident due to this fact.

Man am I getting sick of sorting through WOS posts from Urban Dick Flooders! If they would just read the rules, so much time wouldn't be wasted sorting through all of this S**T! I have some words that have been sitting on hold for months because legitimate Editors like myself spend more time deleting WOS posts, then we do getting to post true, creative content.

by the2ndflood August 21, 2008

Floopers

Titties that fold over the top, to the point where the nipples face directly downward.

Hey guys, look at that girl, she totally has floopers"

by Jc123 June 23, 2014

legion of tubing flooders

males

entering the pick-up bar, i realized the legion of tubing flooders was having a convention!
the legion of tubing flooders were all over those women!
john had a party, but it was dominated by the legion of tubing flooders!

by michael foolsley February 12, 2010