Floof

Floof, Floofy; To act innocent. Not really knowing what is going on. Not be in on the joke.

She bought 25kg of Bath Salts, she really is a floof.

by royalregicide November 12, 2014

Floof

The middle level on a two storey structure.
What separates the top floor from the bottom floor.

If one is on the lower level the roof is above them, alternatively if one is on the upper level the floor is below them.
Since neither, by technical definition, is the floor or the roof, the term "Floof" best describes this.

by ben serum December 16, 2011

Floof

Someone very handsome who has lovely long hair. He likes to play games and has even worked in a VR game shop. He speaks weird, but the floof makes up for it.

"Oh man, that dude is such a floof"

by nosamimoan January 14, 2021

Floof

Floof is a cute way of saying fluff, and if you hug someone floofy, they might floof up!

It's what floofy persons do when they they are nervous, to attract someone, or just for fun!

Huggable guy: (hugs wolf)
Wolf: (floofs up)

Person 1: my cat is floofy!
Person 2: Hell yeah!

by GamerGuyAwesomeSause March 5, 2019

floof

A female fart. ie- quiet, but usually very smelly anyway.

She floofed in bed, then fluffed the covers and it stunk bad.

by Jenny L January 20, 2004

floof

slang for vagina

....he was trying to stick it in my floof

by ergherghhhhh March 23, 2009

Floofing

Bouncing around in procrastination

Some students like floofing around their house doing absolutely nothing.

by Snuffles95 November 30, 2011