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flip-flopping

1) Something politicians or political groups do. They agree with something then later disagree with it, then later agree with it again an unspecified amount of times.

2) Something members of the opposite sex do. They flirt with you then ignore you, as if they are flip-flopping about whether they like you or not.
1) The Greens are often flip-flopping on many issues, eg illegal drugs. They said they would legalise them, now they say they will not.

2) "Man, that guy is a flip-flopper of the highest degree. He asked me out on Friday and on Monday he told me he was getting back with his ex."
by choochoobear April 22, 2006
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Flumping Crumpet

An idiotic person in a situation most atrocious.
Referring to the stupidity of a Flump (Marshmallow) and a Crumpet (Small griddle bread)
Person 1: I just fell off a bridge and luckily Lefty Kreh was there to save me
Person 2: What in the world were you thinking you flumping crumpet
by Cracked egg in aberdale December 31, 2022
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race flopping

Purposely engaging in racially-offensive speech for the purpose of complaining about the subsequent accusations of racism.

The word was coined by a commenter after Matthew Yglesias, an author and major political blogger, bemoaned the lack of a suitable term for the behavior on his blog.

It plays off of the sports-related definition of flop. In both cases the flopper is trying to make the other person's behavior appear to be the problem. For the race flopper the "foul" is usually being too PC.
Shock jocks are often accused of race flopping.
by Xelgaex August 12, 2009
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Flopping

A cowardly exaggerated expression of pain or injury heavily utilized by soccer players to get a red card issued on an opponent. In most instances said soccer player shows no sign of injury or pain approximately 3 seconds after desired outcome of flopping. Therefore soccer players are cowards, pussies and cannot play competitive sports like true gentleman.
Spectator 1: Did you see <insert soccer player> get injured in the game?

Spectator 2: That pussy was totally flopping. He was back up a few seconds later.
by BunkerGear July 10, 2014
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flooping

To jump on a pogo-stick if you're a Doozer. (from Fraggle Rock)
"We're going to go Flooping"
by hpux735 January 26, 2008
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Flopping Flamingo

When you go down on a girl while she is standing and latch/munch/bite her clitoris causing her to flail her arms around like a Flamingo
James: Last night I was so pissed at my girlfriend Kimmie that I bit her clitoris and she acted like a Flopping Flamingo!
by Reywd Samoht August 28, 2011
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Floaping

Floaping is the action of running over elderly people using a vehicle.
Barbra was taking a while to cross the road. After 3 whole seconds of waiting at a green light I decided that dear old Barbra needed a good floaping.
by Samlogan117 July 10, 2016
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