floppingmelio

floppingmelio is a bad bish, who is really pretty. she deserve all 100+x fanpages and she’s just a queen 🙄 you hate floppingmelio? read that backwards 😍

@floppingmelio is a queen <3

by sagegreenkaka October 12, 2021

floating ernie

Dirty poop that floats in the toilet and one takes it out with thier hand and slaps their partner in the face with it.

I had horrible stomach pains and thought this was a great opportunity to give her a floating ernie

by Dahitatuff56786 November 8, 2014

gut flopping

Where a large bellied individual raises his or her stomach and allows it to drop upon his or her sexual partner in a way that creates a *smack* sound. This is an act performed for sexual pleasure.

Man, my back is killing me from a night of gut flopping with your mom.

by Barringo December 4, 2007

flopping the bishop

Beating it, masterbating, spanking it, jerking off, crankin one out, wanking off, waxing the wand, stroking the snake.

"My mom walked in as I was flopping the bishop."

by G 40 June 27, 2008

The floating rock

When you do a handstand and shit yourself but only a little nugget comes out but you fart and keep it up in the air

Last night I was bored so I did the Floating rock

by LongWillyPhylis February 6, 2017

From Amazing Grace to A Floating Opportunity

An old Southern term an African-American mother uses to describe an long and sometimes well deserved, ass-whooping in order to warn her child, or others who cross her. This African-American saying, used as a motherly warning, first popped up in the 1930 play Mule Bone by Langston Hughes and Zora Neale Hurston.

“You’d better behave, or I’ll knock you from amazing grace to a floating opportunity!”

by ajcub225 June 7, 2019

Floating cheese

A prolonged conversation of no meaning undertaken exclusively by males under the influence of large quantities of alcohol. Nothing of any value is established through such intercourse the purpose of which is purely for the entertainment of those so engaged. Although utterly hilarious to those participating in a floating cheese conversation such talk invariably leaves sober bystanders and all females wholly perplexed.

The term comes from one such meaningless conversation in which the relative bouyancy of cheese was hotly debated for many hours.

The six old friends enjoyed an evening of strong ale and floating cheese.

by Lee Farmie October 6, 2004