"Flex tape. Okay, have you heard about this stuff? I mean, this is basically- Have you heard of Jesus? Well, even he couldn't do as much as Flex tape apparently."
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A flex offender is someone who has been accused of flexual harassment. They flex so hard that they make others around them feel violated. Registered flex offenders are not permitted within 50 feet of a school zone.
"Wow dude, that guy has light up wheely crocs. He even has a Minecraft t-shirt"
"Yeah, he's a registered flex offender"
"Yeah, he's a registered flex offender"
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She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!
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