Flex Tape

A creation by the almighty god Phil Swift who can patch, bond, seal, and repair with no effort at all. It is his gift to us mortals to repair our foolish mistakes. Don’t try making it at home, because it is a creation by a GOD, not a HUMAN. Only the most worthy people are chosen to own it. Without Flex Tape, we would not exist.

John: “Phil Swift appeared in front of me and gave me a roll of Flex Tape yesterday!”
Caden: “You should be glad, he has chosen you as a worthy bearer of that supernatural gift.

by Big Ol' Boy April 20, 2019

Flex Tape

The retractable fluids of Phil Swift

Person : hey Phil can you fix this airplane for me?
Phil Swift : Sure, ill just use my flex tape

by Cactii November 13, 2018

slap on Flex Tape

1: The act of slapping Flex Tape on a surface to instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair it.
2: The answer to all your problems.

Guy 1: My wife just left me...
Guy 2: She left you? Well, just slap on Flex Tape!

by Chance4Doom December 18, 2018

flex tape karen

a karen who uses lots of flex tape

flex tape karen asked for the manager

by flextapekaren October 09, 2020

flex tape can't fix that

a sentence once heard by the great queen Abeeha who can now not stop saying it and has claimed it as her own

"flex tape can't fix that"
"no bro that's abeehas word u can't say it"

by 2kool4skool123 May 30, 2020

flex tape can't fix that

a sentence once heard by the great queen Abeeha who can now not stop saying it and has claimed it as her own

"flex tape can't fix that"
"no bro that's abeehas word u can't say it"

by 2kool4skool123 May 30, 2020

Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condoms

It just works

I’m probably not even gonna have a husband so I can Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condoms and nobody will be able to yell at me for it

by Miff_ May 19, 2018