flexitarian

being vego but making yourself a bacon and egg roll the morning after a bloody stonker of a night

flexitarian (sunday morning): nah mate it's not even real bacon, i swear!!

by sunburntm8 November 10, 2020

fligit

A bird that comes alive when your high, this bird is multi coloured and can't fly, it just bounces. the noise it makes is "mahhahh mahhahah"

omg im so high.. is that a multi coloured boucing bird.. thats a fligit

by Ollie bryant January 9, 2009

flexitarian

An occasional meat eater. Not a vegetarian, maybe not even intentionally avoiding meat.

David didn't even know he was a flexitarian at first, but he learned he was because he didn't eat meat every day.

by Oh Carolina! April 14, 2016

Flexitarian

they eat whatever they feel's right at the time – vegan Buddhists

bob: this woman put a bacon butty in my begging bowl this morning, tastiest dam thing i've ever had
fred: wait, wtf!? i thought you said you were vegan?
bob: i aint contributing to the trade of meat she just gave it to me, besides im a flexitarian i eat what feel's right to me at the time
fred: ooooh, ok kul

by Ted Slade December 17, 2009

flevitate

to float and levitate at the same time

That brick should not be able to flevitate

by Evan BRadley May 18, 2008

flexitarian

Someone, usualy male, who pretends to be a vegitarian to get laid.

John wanted to sleep with Sue, so he became a flexitarian.

by Muh_Balls August 20, 2012

flexitarian

1) a pretend vegetarian

2) one who claims to be vegetarian, but eats meat when it's "convenient" (see faketarian)

Jesse: I went to Ashe's house for dinner, they were having chicken and rice.
Rodney: So you went hungry, right?
Jesse: No, I'm a flexitarian when i need to be.
Rodney: More like faketarian.

by sp00ki September 18, 2006