Flexitarian

they eat whatever they feel's right at the time – vegan Buddhists

bob: this woman put a bacon butty in my begging bowl this morning, tastiest dam thing i've ever had
fred: wait, wtf!? i thought you said you were vegan?
bob: i aint contributing to the trade of meat she just gave it to me, besides im a flexitarian i eat what feel's right to me at the time
fred: ooooh, ok kul

by Ted Slade December 17, 2009

flevitate

to float and levitate at the same time

That brick should not be able to flevitate

by Evan BRadley May 18, 2008

flexitarian

Someone, usualy male, who pretends to be a vegitarian to get laid.

John wanted to sleep with Sue, so he became a flexitarian.

by Muh_Balls August 20, 2012

flexitarian

1) a pretend vegetarian

2) one who claims to be vegetarian, but eats meat when it's "convenient" (see faketarian)

Jesse: I went to Ashe's house for dinner, they were having chicken and rice.
Rodney: So you went hungry, right?
Jesse: No, I'm a flexitarian when i need to be.
Rodney: More like faketarian.

by sp00ki September 18, 2006

flexitarian

Someone who eats both vegetables and meat but tries to eat vegetarian/vegan sometimes for health and/or environmental reasons.

Chelsea is a flexitarian. She ate fried pepperoni on her Birthday.

by Myles Cloutier February 25, 2008

flexitarian

A flexible vegetarian who can allow meat and fish in his/her diet.

Prolly the healthiest among us all.

by hytham_hammer July 16, 2006

flexitarian

a vegetarian that sometimes eats meat or fish

Peter was lying about being a vegetarian;he is actually a flexitarian.i saw him eating turkey on Christmas day!!!

by Chrisa July 16, 2007