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Turkish Felching

The act of sucking the semen out of a turkish man/womans ass only to replace it with a whole roasted turkey in an effort to enhance rectal absoprtion of L-Tryptophan.
Me and Bob had a Thanksgiving Turkish Felching session last night. Twas felchtastic!
Wow! Seratonin levels must be through the roof
by The man with two plans December 4, 2011
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Felching For Duckbutter

The two part act of sucking semen out of the anus with a straw while maintaining enough of a vacuum to get the greasy, and sometimes chunky duckbutter that runs along the taint.
Being careful not to miss a drop, and priding himself as a pro at Felching For Duckbutter, Gabe Athouse aimed his straw and inhaled every last drop of the load he left as well as the grimy, nutsack buildup.
by FupaGunt August 7, 2011
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Flecture

1. n lecture where one topic is repeatedly stated in many different ways. This process generally takes 30 minutes, but can last up to 2 hours in length. During which, the speaker's voice ranges from a high shrill to the lowest whisper. These usually occur at the most inconvenient of times.
1. "Ahh I am totally not looking forward to this flecture tonight."

2. "All I want to do is eat dinner before every restaurant in Deland closes, but this flecture wont allow me to do that."

3. "Why the shit do we have a flecture right now?"
by The Mad Illest October 28, 2009
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fechi

a wonderful girl who can dance and sing and also intelligent
man that girl is so fechi
by fechi September 6, 2016
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fechiple

to be honest i dont know what it means but i saw it in this manga and it was fechippuru and kotoka said "we are a fechippuru!" so i was like what the fuck, and i translated it and it means fechiple in english and i think it means a couple that are in love due to their fetishes. to be honest i legit have no fucking idea but sure.
"Are they a fechiple, thats kinda weird."
by ていいこ November 4, 2020
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Bela Fleck and the Flecktones

An incredibly talented jazz band incorporating traditional bluegrass and old time instrumentation. Their genre is somewhat hard to capture, and they often fall under categories such as jazz, classical, folk, or bluegrass. Bela Fleck is the focal musician on banjo.
Bela Fleck can shred that banjo. ummmm, yeah, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, rawk.
by jekkle June 19, 2006
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Felch

(1) verb. The act of sucking or licking ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the orifice in which they were deposited. Most commonly used to refer to sucking out semen after anal sex, but technically sucking the semen out of your girlfriend's pussy is also felching

(2) Noun, referring to the substance ingested during the act of felching--generally a mixture of semen and other bodliy fluids (feces, sweat, vaginal fluid, etc.)
I couldn't belive it. After Nigel packed my ass, he felched me!

Dude, you've got felch all over your face.
by Pymp November 1, 2003
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