Flat Earth Society (Fervent Lunatics Allergic To Evidence And Rational THought) is a social group sharing an antiquated belief that the Earth's shape is a plane or disk. Known as flat earthers (FE), they accuse NASA and other space agencies of faking the images of Earth as seen from space, as well as every other space project, in an attempt to undermine the Word of God and to siphon government money for nefarious black projects. Anyone opposing their views or presenting evidence of a spherical Earth is deemed a government shill, disinformation agent, or sheeple.
1) "The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe!"
2) - "Scimandan? More like,
NOscimandan or SaTanDan, right?"
- "Bro, do you need to be really bad at
wordplay to become a member of
the Flat Earth Society?"
- "Shill!"
2) - "Scimandan? More like,
NOscimandan or SaTanDan, right?"
- "Bro, do you need to be really bad at
wordplay to become a member of
the Flat Earth Society?"
- "Shill!"
by UhtredsonofUthred March 4, 2019
A disease many motorists using the Belt Parkway in Brooklyn and Queens, exhibit, affecting everyone around them. Many people who are afflicted with Flat Earth Syndrome may not know they are infected. It is the cause of most traffic delays and accidents on this Road way. Flat earth syndrome bears its ugly face predominately on the Belt Parkway. A person affected by flat earth syndrome will begin to slow his or her vehicle as he or she approaches an overpass. The deceleration of the vehicle to ridiculously low speeds continues til one reaches a point on the overpass (the highest point on the overpass) that permits one to see the roadway continues and that the individual motorist is not going to fall off the face of the Earth, acceleration is than engaged but the effects of this bout is felt by motorists behind and sometimes can become contagious. This disease masks its self as "a cautious motorist" but it is just the effect of an insidious illness that affects thousands. This disease is unfortunately more acutely felt on the Belt Parkway due to the large number of overpasses, bridges, and inclines.
by Fish-on-the-hill May 15, 2011
Flat Earth Society (n.) - The International Flat Earth Society was created in 1956 by the English man, Samuel Shenton. They argued that the Earth is actually flat. It was believed by members and non-members alike that the Apollo moon landings were a hoax and were made up by NASA in order to get ahead in the space race against Russia. The Honorable Samuel Shenton died in 1971. Charles K. Johnson became the new president of the Flat Earth Society. Consequently, the Society was moved to Lancaster, California. Under Johnson's leadership, the Society grew from a few members to around 3,000 worldwide. The Society believes that humans live on a disc. A good portion believes that the North Pole is at its center and there is a 150-foot (~45 meter) high wall of ice at the outer edge (generally believed to be the so-called Antartica). The resulting map resembles the symbol of the United Nations, something Johnson used as evidence for his position. In this model, the sun and moon are each a mere 32 miles (52 km) in diameter. The Honorable Charles K. Johnson died on March 19, 2001, leaving the Society without a leader. This was the end of the Flat Earth Society as we knew it. It now only exists through the remaining believers, but there is no official organization like before. There are some websites dedicated to the Society, but stand mostly for parodical purposes.
by r0akh December 26, 2006
A person who believes the earth is flat but has no idea how the flat earth model works and makes a bad name for other flat earthers.
Tom is such a Flat Earth Idiot. He said the sun gos over then under the earth, where as in fact the sun spirals above the earth
by DoorHandle1234 January 2, 2017
Government controlled so called society. There is two online FES site as wwwtheflatearthsociety.org and www.tfes.org and both are under control of government.
It is structured to humiliate believers. Some kind of false flag. For example:
Believer: If there is a space, why don't vacuum affect doesn't swallow all of the atmospher?
Non believer: Fuck you bitch. You have no brain on your head.
Believer: clicks to complaint button and announces the post as "insult".
Mod: Guys, do not fight.
Believer: This stupid is constantly insulting me.
Flat Earth Society Mod: You have taken 1 month ban for insult. (believer has been banned)
Believer: If there is a space, why don't vacuum affect doesn't swallow all of the atmospher?
Non believer: Fuck you bitch. You have no brain on your head.
Believer: clicks to complaint button and announces the post as "insult".
Mod: Guys, do not fight.
Believer: This stupid is constantly insulting me.
Flat Earth Society Mod: You have taken 1 month ban for insult. (believer has been banned)
by Intikam June 29, 2017
The Flat Earth Analogy or Flat Earth Falacy is an informal falacy to formal falacy that seeks to compare certain concept, idea, hypothesis or theory into something that is falacious, often flat Earth. A common example of this is "X is just like flat Earth", "Believing in X is the same as believe in flat Earth", "X and flat Earth are the same because both concepts are bullshit" and "X and flat Earth do not exist so they are somewhat similar", this falacy/analogy is commonly used by atheists, scientificists and people who want to discredit some narrative or idea/concept.
"The Flat Earth Analogy is a form of Argumentum Ad Pseudoscientia, maybe the most common form of Argumentum ad Pseudoscientia, that can include other things such as "climate denial", "antivax" and so on."
by Dumugian December 6, 2021
=) The flat earth plane of existence.
=) this is what the main world is made of (with), it comes at a cost of knowing over believing what other's (other the God has help craft my creation upon this Flat Earth Plane of existence) has has/are showing them, yet, if you look at the slide of hand, then and only then will you be knowing the da jury truth A.K.A. never of (with) a de facto truth.
=) Life's about perception, that is how you find the meaning in life; and yet it is only closer to the what is the meaning of life…. ….yet, one must know that they are to become in order too be being the higher truths.
=) Just as the same as the water plane (The ocean) fire plane (hell/the Sun at its Job)
=) this is what the main world is made of (with), it comes at a cost of knowing over believing what other's (other the God has help craft my creation upon this Flat Earth Plane of existence) has has/are showing them, yet, if you look at the slide of hand, then and only then will you be knowing the da jury truth A.K.A. never of (with) a de facto truth.
=) Life's about perception, that is how you find the meaning in life; and yet it is only closer to the what is the meaning of life…. ….yet, one must know that they are to become in order too be being the higher truths.
=) Just as the same as the water plane (The ocean) fire plane (hell/the Sun at its Job)
=) The Flat Earth Plane of existence, is one of the hardest places to be being un(into)to this God given Plane of existence; so what is it, "God Given, A.K.A. da jury truth / sovereignty
=) To day God said "let their be light( yet tHEy, said more with their Silence than they did Their words, where in their silence was the rest of themselves; A place called heaven.);" this world of Earth of (with) being round is that of what it means to have(hath) a shape of a (Spear of (with) Ear) sphere by the actions of being do you have (hath) a spHERe
=) some would say that what they are told/being put under a spell (Entering the plane of existence of words), dose the same as one, to be un (in) the Air Plane only by means of an Airplane.
=) To day God said "let their be light( yet tHEy, said more with their Silence than they did Their words, where in their silence was the rest of themselves; A place called heaven.);" this world of Earth of (with) being round is that of what it means to have(hath) a shape of a (Spear of (with) Ear) sphere by the actions of being do you have (hath) a spHERe
=) some would say that what they are told/being put under a spell (Entering the plane of existence of words), dose the same as one, to be un (in) the Air Plane only by means of an Airplane.
by Craigvalue nova April 2, 2022