Flat

the passing of gas.

Jimmi sure cracked a mean flat.
I've been cracking flats all day.
Bob flatted on Jens thigh.

by Jimmi September 8, 2003

Flat

Short for "Feel/felt like a twat".

Some Guy: Dude! Why didn't you ask her out?
Dude: I totally flatted.

by Adamsuperkewl November 2, 2010

Flat

Megumin

"Boy, that Megumin sure is flat. Her shirt has less bumps than Florida."

by dabdabdabdabdabdabdabdabdab December 22, 2019

Flat

(noun) A person at a party or Social event that remains sobber as all other people are on a high of extreme alcohol consumption

"I was the only one flat there"
"We were the only flat ones"
"Nah I was flat"
"Better than just having us three flat"

by Andy and Michael May 6, 2006

Flat

Being Flat Down Below, Having No Genitals And Being A Fag

Name Starting With P And Ending With N Flat

by PlooutionSux August 3, 2012

Flat

Neither a penis, nor vagina. Simply a flat landscape and skin where the genitals should be located. They are commonly located on small, non manly males, that are laughed at it high school.

That kid is a pussy, he has a flat.

by mack3107 August 3, 2010

flat-flat

The purified uncut by product of (Ice) methamphetamine. Processing is done by running ice thru a heated glass tube and allowing it to cool and scraping from surface.

Hey man have you seen Steve? Hes all twacked out on that flat-flat and still owes me $20.

They charging dollar for dollar for the flat-flat in the Lou.

Mike's house got raided and they found 2 zips of flat-flat. His pregnant girlfriend tipped off the police when she was vaccuming the lawn.

Man, you got the flat-flat...heard that's where at.

by MzPanda November 26, 2018