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Flapuccino

The female catcher gave me a flapuccino to the nose when I was sliding into home between her legs
by Jabronigamer June 18, 2022
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Frappuccino

1. An extraordinarily expensive way to mix a packet of dehydrated espresso, reconstituted powdered skim milk, and a truckload of high fructose corn syrup--blended with ice. Also known as a Fatpuccino, this drink is the polar opposite of the Atkins dietary recommendation. The Venti size also contains less caffiene than a single "tall" cup of ordinary tea. Good eating!

2. Espresso, corn syrup, sort-of-milk, and le flavour all nicely done up in a little glass bottle for your higher standard's preferential consumption at your local gas station or in your grocer's fridge. The little bottles have a bit more kick than the "official" blended version.
OH my god Sally almost about had a freaking double coronary right there in the Starbucks line because they forgot to remove the super-hyper-caloric poisonous whip cream from her stupid Frappuccino.
by Lord Armand Banana III August 28, 2005
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frappuccino

The most luxurious, delicious blended drink on the planet. Frappuccinos are basically Starbuck's version of the Big Mac. Although they are very fattening, they're delicious!
The young, preppy college students from BC all went down the street to get a frappuccino on the hot, summer day.
by hey it's pat December 29, 2007
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cunt frappuccino

When you deposit a beefy load into her box, and continue to pump until the gape becomes frothy and refreshing.
She said she was thirsty, so I made her a cunt frappuccino.
by Nick Stroup September 18, 2006
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fappuccino

Having your morning FAP while having your morning coffee.
How did you get to work on time so relaxed and awake?
Had a fappuccino.
by 7ft3 August 31, 2013
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FLAPPUCCINO

A Starbucks induced queef.
My girlfriend had a cappuccino and then she had a flappuccino burst my eardrum when I went down on her.
by Candy Apple June 14, 2008
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Flapuccino

Mary performed the flapuccino maneuver of Kate during oral.
by 45-70 June 28, 2022
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