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Flap Jack

When a man slaps his ball sack against his leg to make a snapping noise.
Dude I just had the loudest flap jack; it sounded like a fucking gunshot!
by GANGSTASS December 13, 2009
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Flap Jack

A cool show on cartoon network.
Chowder is cooler though.
"Let's watch Flap Jack !"
"Sure. Oh ! And there's an episode of Chowder next."
"FUCK YES."
by ImLame. January 24, 2010
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Flap Jack

A man who stores tiny hotel liquor bottles under his armpits and/or fat flaps.
Have you got A mini Jack Daniels under your armpit? You Flap Jack.
by Syl Verona Platter January 6, 2011
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flap jacking

when lying naked on ones bed and jumping on to your stomach then to your back resembling flipping a flapjack
I was flap jacking so hard my bed broke!
by MC triple T January 3, 2011
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flap jack

when a man lifts a womans or fat kids tit and watch's as it flops saying "FLAP JACK"
"Dude did you see that girls boob bounce when I gave her that flap jack"
by frank the fat kid tom July 24, 2007
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flap jack

when a guy shoots his load on his womans back, lets it dry, then peels it off and feeds it to the chick.
"dude i totally gave sally a flap jack last night"
by robgards September 17, 2007
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flap jacks

extremely loose genitals that flap around every direction.
dude: wow, you got flap jacks

chick: i had 4 kids, and 2 of them were fat ass babys, what do you expect

dude:(silence).....
by abogie June 21, 2011
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