A person whose level of flakiness (i.e. unreliability, undependability, fickleness, etc.) is so extreme that it borders on magnitude of mental retardation.
First he says he'll call me right back, which he doesn't. Then he begs me to go out last Saturday only to bail out when I call him when he's late. What a flaketard!
by Raymond Dang May 17, 2006
Get the flaketard mug.The name given to a female hip flask, to be filled with either wine, pimms, vodka or prickly pear juice.
Used to make cocktails mixing with Monster and Relentless.
Used to make cocktails mixing with Monster and Relentless.
Example 1.
Guy 1 : Dude, you need to whap out Flasketta!
Guy 2 : She's filled right up!
Example 2.
Girl 1 : Omg thats some tasty cocktail!
Girl 2 : All with the help of my good friend Flasketta!
Example 3.
Person 1 : Omg how did you get drink into this club!
Person 2 : I hid flasketta in my jacket pocket.
Guy 1 : Dude, you need to whap out Flasketta!
Guy 2 : She's filled right up!
Example 2.
Girl 1 : Omg thats some tasty cocktail!
Girl 2 : All with the help of my good friend Flasketta!
Example 3.
Person 1 : Omg how did you get drink into this club!
Person 2 : I hid flasketta in my jacket pocket.
by Pixie&Scarlett March 1, 2009
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A big bushy beard that acts as a warm face blanket. It takes time to grow, but it is well worth the effort.
by Ami de Bill June 6, 2013
Get the Flanket mug.maybe the throbbing of the vulva, sometimes also the flicker of the quim.
came across these phrases in an old sexology book by one dr. gambers, a book published in the forties
these are probably dialectal phrases
has anyone heard these phrases?
came across these phrases in an old sexology book by one dr. gambers, a book published in the forties
these are probably dialectal phrases
has anyone heard these phrases?
Example:
he said he actually felt the flicker of the quim and the flacker of the shape when he fucked her!
shakespeare describes something akin to it in romeo and juliet.
"I conjure thee by Rosaline’s bright eyes,
By her high forehead, and her scarlet lip,
By her fine foot, straight leg, and quivering thigh,
And the demesnes that there adjacent lie"
he said he actually felt the flicker of the quim and the flacker of the shape when he fucked her!
shakespeare describes something akin to it in romeo and juliet.
"I conjure thee by Rosaline’s bright eyes,
By her high forehead, and her scarlet lip,
By her fine foot, straight leg, and quivering thigh,
And the demesnes that there adjacent lie"
by max brand July 15, 2007
Get the the flacker of the shape mug.by Kelsey Roberts December 31, 2005
Get the Flacker mug.A whiner who posts rants on Facebook, who never calls back and invents ridiculous stupid ideas like "flaketard"
by Tiiisuuun May 7, 2010
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