Fixin' to meet the golf club

to beat the shit out of someone hitting on your girlfriend

Jon: Stop talking to my girl or else you will be fixin' to meet the golf club

by Fixin to meet the golf club June 13, 2017

fixin’ to

Black for "about to" or "going to" or even "currently planning on"

found on blackenglish.com

I be fixin’ to fry me some chickens

by FD-MF-R March 9, 2007

fixin to break dog

meenin getting ready to leave

hey man I am "fixin to break dog!"

by crusty Pekker February 4, 2010

fixin to

A moronic, poorly used English phrase, meaning: I'm getting ready to do (whatever the task may be), or I am preparing for something. Normally used by common hicks from the south, often those who have betrayed their fiances...

I'm fixin' to go to the bank to cash the check you gave me, since I have no money of my own and can't support my own sorry self...

by zyxlmnop March 31, 2009

Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool

A fucking big hammer.

The T.V's knackered again. Fetch me my Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool.

by jujitsugeorge April 28, 2015

Nine to Fiving

When a male or female who is excessively flirting with someone. The use of nine to five comes from a job, putting time in or doing work.

Yo Ian is nine to fiving right now.

by starkhitecture January 22, 2011

Heading Down to the Firing Range

A euphemism for female masturbation.

Melissa needs to relieve some tension, so she's 'heading down to the firing range'.

by Pneumatic August 27, 2009