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fixing the bed

A Term used for parents to describe what they are doing when their child walks in on them

get out your Father is Fixing the Bed
Travis walked in on Terry and Julie Fixing the Bed
by bed fixe December 5, 2017
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fixing heaters

"My heater needs fixing."

"Everyone in school wants to fix her heater."

"Rules of fixing the heater are: always be naked, use tools."
by Ceci and Ralph June 25, 2005
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fixing his food

A female masturbating a mans Cock penis. He had trouble getting it upHard On so I fixed his food for him.
Fixing his food. A female masturbating a mans penis cock. He had trouble getting it up so I fixed his food for him.
by Redhead77 September 13, 2018
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fixing to

Generally used only in the state of Texas, 'fixing to' is the equivalent of 'about to' or 'getting ready to'. If used outside of Texas, likely the person using it is from Texas or has spent a great deal of time in Texas. Also, this person will likely be on the receiving end of, "You're... what?"
"I'm fixing to watch the football game on TV."
by Anonymous June 23, 2003
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fixing that hair

A sexual reference to the common act of 'fixing, holding and/or playing with a woman's hair,' but only while she is giving a man a blowjob.
Other common forms of "fixing that hair" include:
'fixin her hair' and 'fixing the way you wear that hair,' which is used to directly insult the person being spoken to.

Example - Man 1: Hey, did you and Jane end up messing around last night?
Man 2: Oh! You know i was fixing that hair.
by dlaw13 December 24, 2008
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Fixing Urban Dictionary

OK, let's get a few things straight. We need to save this site. If you REALLY want to be noticed, try not repelling people from the site with defenitions of things like shovel penis and dickhead. Not needed. Just not good everyone. try harder. Please. For the good of the site. Help make Urban Dictionary great AGAIN!
We're getting closer to fixing urban dictionary. good job guys. if this definition doesn't get past, remember it. Please. if nothing changes things will just get worse.
by SkeletonGuy December 9, 2018
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fixing to

going to or about to. Used only in the deep south or by people from the deep south.

Also pronounced as "fittina".
Hey y'all! I reckon I'm fixing to marry my cousin who's also my sister!
by Slack Jawed Yokel from Rkansas October 26, 2004
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