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Fitba'

(fit-baw) Dialect, Chiefly Scot. -n

1. (m) the beautiful game

2. (f) the stupid game involving 22 grown men (and 3 officials of dubious parentage and eyesight) kicking around a lump of leather around a field, often sparking irrational behaviour, bad language and blind devotion to a team or player, to the detriment of normal marital relations.

(see Fitba' Widow)
Alright Mate, how bout some fitba'?
by bPratik April 21, 2010
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fitta

by Anna Kournikova August 7, 2003
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Fitta

The center part of a woman. Moist and seductive sometimes aggressive. Attention seeking and pluggable. It is used for fun and excercise. When used it must be washed afterwards. The appearance varies a lot, but usually it is enjoyable to watch a fitta perform its act. The sole purpose for the fitta is to squeeze, and to squeeze good. A fitta can never squeeze too much. However some fittas squeeze too little, making a big dissapointment to the user of the fitta. The user is then recommended to leave quietly. The goal for the fitta is to envelop things, so it can be scary at times. If you see a fitta, do not be afraid, aproach it with care and try to offer comfort to it, as it likes that very much.
Slicka nu den fittan för fan. = Lick that pussy damn you.

Jag vet inte om jag har knullat den fittan = I do not know if I have fucked that pussy

Jag vill inte rövknulla den fittan = I do not want to assfuck that pussy
by Martin De Wer November 21, 2010
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Fitalian

Someone who wishes that they were Italian.
The guys that hang out in the club with the Gotti blow-out, and the fake tan are obviously Fitalians.
by M. Schoeler March 6, 2008
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FITA form

accronym for fucked in the ass form
You paid how much for that car?
You didn't sign a bill of sale you signed a FITA form.
by Newtonsgatorboy January 8, 2009
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Fitarded

1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.

2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.
1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.

2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.
by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010
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Fitalicious

A description of someone who is good looking and in amazing physical shape.
"Did you see that Preston ran 20 miles today?" "Yeah, he's so cut and soooo hot. He's fitalicious!"
by srq_water_walker January 7, 2012
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