the act of inserting both fists into a womans vagina (at the same time) and and rotating them back and forth.
woman- lets do something different.
guy- ok. lets try the double twister fister!!
woman- yeah. now stick ur fists in there and twist them.
guy- ok. lets try the double twister fister!!
woman- yeah. now stick ur fists in there and twist them.
by superbugsbunny4 June 13, 2011
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To Laker fans Fisher is a 5 times NBA champion (rinds gifted to him by the better players around him) a great clutch shot maker in both the regular season and playoffs (due to Lakers star Kobe Bryant being doubled at the end of close games), apparently Fisher is also a leader and an excellent teammate.
To non-Laker NBA fans and non retards he is one frustrating old, slow, bald dickhead. Fisher is what basketball fans call a flopper or cocknose shithead as he falls or flops to the ground whenever he is guarding someone and expects to get a charge call or turnover from the NBA official. In reality it is all an act as if an offensive player actually made contact with Fisher, the NBA veteran's bones would shatter. David Stern allows Fisher to flop because Derek gave Stern blowjobs during the NBA offseason. Unsurprisingly Fisher has been gifted the no. 1 spot on the biggest floppers in the NBA webpage by the bleacherreport which can be found via Google or on their website
In addition to his flopping Derek Fisher has the ugliest jumpshot in the NBA along with Shawn Marion. Fisher's shot looks like a combination of Michael Redd's gun sling action and a leprechaun tap dancing around a burning rubbish bin on crack. Fisher averages less than 9 points per game for his NBA career and shoots at 40% from the field (that’s really, really shit.)
To Laker fans Fisher is a 5 times NBA champion (rinds gifted to him by the better players around him) a great clutch shot maker in both the regular season and playoffs (due to Lakers star Kobe Bryant being doubled at the end of close games), apparently Fisher is also a leader and an excellent teammate.
To non-Laker NBA fans and non retards he is one frustrating old, slow, bald dickhead. Fisher is what basketball fans call a flopper or cocknose shithead as he falls or flops to the ground whenever he is guarding someone and expects to get a charge call or turnover from the NBA official. In reality it is all an act as if an offensive player actually made contact with Fisher, the NBA veteran's bones would shatter. David Stern allows Fisher to flop because Derek gave Stern blowjobs during the NBA offseason. Unsurprisingly Fisher has been gifted the no. 1 spot on the biggest floppers in the NBA webpage by the bleacherreport which can be found via Google or on their website
In addition to his flopping Derek Fisher has the ugliest jumpshot in the NBA along with Shawn Marion. Fisher's shot looks like a combination of Michael Redd's gun sling action and a leprechaun tap dancing around a burning rubbish bin on crack. Fisher averages less than 9 points per game for his NBA career and shoots at 40% from the field (that’s really, really shit.)
Ali: "Who is that lakers player falling to the ground on the basketball court?"
Noz: "That is Derek Fisher the worst flopper in the NBA"
Ali: *pauses* "I hate him"
David Stern: "I do too but he gives great blowjobs"
Noz: "That is Derek Fisher the worst flopper in the NBA"
Ali: *pauses* "I hate him"
David Stern: "I do too but he gives great blowjobs"
by Nozzylicious Noz February 28, 2012
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A punk bitch baby boy from HHS. Loves Trombone because it reminds him of wiener. Also gay for Wycliffe.
by Fishdank February 17, 2010
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Get the Donkey Fister mug.A mysterious black rose;
Fragrance: Gardenias & Jasmine
Visual: Panther, sleek and glistening
Laugh: Haunting
Fragrance: Gardenias & Jasmine
Visual: Panther, sleek and glistening
Laugh: Haunting
As in: "rareest of jewels."
by Dragon December 12, 2003
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"That girl last night really wanted it hard and painful so I gave her a dell fister", said Bob.
"Wow man that is gross, did you drink it later?", questioned Joe.
Bob exclaimed, "Yeah, you know how I enjoy a good dell slurpee"
"Wow man that is gross, did you drink it later?", questioned Joe.
Bob exclaimed, "Yeah, you know how I enjoy a good dell slurpee"
by lemon_guy_1984 August 30, 2009
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