firebolted

a point in time while you are high. and every reaction you have feels like billions of firebolts rushing in your body through your blooodstream. to get firebolted you have to get insanely stoned.

"yo yesterday i smoked so much weed that i got firebolted!"

by stoner420 July 5, 2007

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Fireballs

When your fucking balls are inflamed, whether it be due to recently acquired HIV from constant unprotected pummeling of your fellow male neighbor's asshole every weekend or simply torching those shits after a nice and proper kerosine lathering or even both.

Guy #1: Boi why the fuck you got ya hands down ya pants right now!?!? We're at fucking Disneyland and I'm about to call security!
Guy #2: Sorry my balls are just itching since last night.
Guy #1: ...Come again!?!?
Guy #2: I said I got a bad case of FIREBALLS!!!
Guy #1: Oh...what were you indulging in maximum faggetry last night?? Or did you just set them on fire manually?
Guy #2: Would you think me a disgusting human being if I said both? *teasing tone*
Guy #1: SECURITY!!! *blows rape whistle*

by Daddy's Patties February 4, 2019

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firebxlt

The best Harry Potter Tiktoker/Shiftoker ever with amazing mutuals and a unique username!

“hey, is that @firebxlt on tiktok? i love their content, it’s so intresting! funny story, they are actually my mutual!”

by bi-myself July 12, 2021

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Fireblasting

"Fireblasting" verb
To masturbate to the thoughts of one's peers or strangers, with no shame whatsoever
usually announced publicly by the perpetrator.

Person 1: Dude, that guy just fireblasted to my girlfriend, that's creepy as hell!
Person 2: Yeah, I know right? He's done it to me too.

Person 3 : I think i should do some fireblasting tonight, Juan's mom is HOT!

by null301 October 9, 2022

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