fipster

Fake hipsters. They look the same, dress the same but in real life they are actually just like the majority, some regular boring job, no political opinion on anything or any sense of creativity.

Check out that guy with the hat and the greasy beard, he must be working for Google or something. He works with my dad in the post office as a clerk - classic fipster!

by ceraZaz May 2, 2011

fisics

some dumb fuck doesn't know how to spell physics correctly.

Joe is a dumb fuck for spelling physics like fisics.

by AnalPulse97 July 15, 2016

Fapsize

To masturbate so vigorously that one loses one's balance. A portmanteau of fap and capsize.

Man I was polishing the wedding tackle in the shower and just when i was about to chuck the muck I fapsized! Almost killed myself!

by Vec September 19, 2012

flipsider

Someone who floats between the outcasts and the popular kids, and remains friends with both. (term usually used in highschools)

A: wait, but he's also friends with the weird kids. how?

B: idk, somehow he manages to pull off being a flipsider without either the weird kids or the popular guys hating him. its sort of a talent.

by small dead child November 14, 2020

Fipzi

Fipzi also having the alias as Fatzi is notoriously known for eating large amounts of food in one sitting, he can devour an entire country's worth of food in under 55 seconds. He claims to be from the hood but has been exposed to be living in a 15 bathroom mansion and lives in a gated community. And he cannot walk due to the weight his legs can't aren't strong enough to stand for 3.4 seconds. We have tried to measure his overall weight but to no avail because everytime he steps on the weight measuring machine it breaks due to pure pressure from his weight

Hobbies: Sucking dick playing minecraft and eating. Mostly eating.

Fipzi: "I swear to gouhd nikuh this kid is cheating"
Fipzi: *Weird snorting noise comming from nose*
Fipzi: "on foe nem grave cuh i'm not fat its old irls!!!"
Fipzi: "You wanna get banned? ight ur banned"
Fipzi "On my mama im getting rerolled"

by blackyikeszezezez November 26, 2021

Scrotal Fission

A theory in evolution explaining why the male human specimen developed two voluptuous balls instead of keeping the standard one nard. The evolutionary process began shortly after 1901 when Hubert Cecil Booth invented the vacuum cleaner. It is perceived in old written scripture that angry housewives would often explode on their male counter parts and suck their poor sad little dangler right up the vacuum hose. Thus forcing men to develop a second nut.

The first signs of SCROTAL FISSION were noticed in 1909, when Dr. Edbert Cockle was fondling a young man behind a desk, when had noticed a strange bulge in the boys scrotum next to his nut.

by psylence July 31, 2015

fipping

Reaching past your balls from the front and touching your butthole.

Hey you two; no fipping!

by Brick Hardpec December 30, 2015