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opp ass friend story

a snap story where one can post a former friend that wasn’t actually a friend buh actually was a snitch ass bitch or simply fake.
katie was posted to her former friend’s opp ass friend story because she used her for material things and emotional support and got her drug dealer arrested.
by iloverickandmorty February 23, 2020
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Kick-ass Friend

Someone who is the most awsome friend you've ever had (see kick-ass)and together you shall rule the world in a fury of ass kicking.
"Michael and Cieara are Kick-ass Friends and together they shall rule the world!"
by Stagelove February 19, 2009
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Fail Ass Friend

A Fail Ass Friend (FAF) is someone who proclaims to be your friend or who you are friends with and always fails at everything that can help you out.
Yo, you coming to my birthday party?
No man I cant come I have to do something that night...
Man you a fail ass friend...
by Hack.A.Droid March 14, 2011
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Can't find my ass

A state of being overwhelmed, especially when starting a new job. Or simply not being able to get a project, task, or assignment started due to either mass confusion or a lack of organization.
Joe: Wanna go to lunch man? Was thinking the noon buffet at the Men's Club. You in?
Cecil: Naa, started this new gig...I can't find my ass right now, so just working thru lunch I guess.
Joe: OK dude. Well, don't work too hard.
by ab5sr May 12, 2016
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Rattin ass friend

The type of friend that would snitch on you to your other friends for the littlest shit and they can’t be trusted no matter what.
I was using Xavier’s account on PlayStation but then Terrance want to be a rattin ass friend and snitch
by Hot Nigger March 8, 2021
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National Fake Ass friend Day

National fake ass friend day is a day to expose and be bold about these fake ass bitches & nigga’s . It’s celebrated November 25th
Keisha fake ass finna get exposed
National Fake ass friend day is to post a friend who is the opposite of a real friend
by Anonymous Pretty bitch November 25, 2019
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National post a fake ass friend day is where you post a friend who you know is fake, if participating you’re expected to post something on several social media platforms e.g. Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook and others.
“Hey it’s national post a fake ass friend day
“Oh, I better post Ella then”
by 000000000500000000 November 8, 2021
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