fick 

Prince charming. Specifically a fantastic man that everyone should meet before they die. Most everyone hasnt met this man. But one day, we all will.

Was that Fick?!?!

No, that was a look-alike

Oh, dang :[

fick by Ficklelover February 28, 2009

fick 

a toilet machine that works like a bandaid smoking a tree bong.

What the fick.

fick by bread infection December 5, 2009

Fick 

An ironic synonym for thick. Use it for someone undeserving of the term thickor so retarded that they probably wouldn't understand the difference or I find it useful when sarcasm comes to play. Beware though a chav would use this term as a serious insult.

"Am I being fick?"

"Shit you're fick"

"A general fuckwit, sharing the intellectual qualities of the likes of George W Bush"

"oh my god mo fo you call me fick??"

Fick by Sasha December 7, 2004

Fick 

Something one says when you are angry, but laughing at the same time.

Once appeared in a youtube video depicted below.

"You did that? you shut off my xbox without me knowing? oh Fick you guys are hilarious!

Fick by The youtube gods January 27, 2009

Fick 

Female dick aka Vagina or vag

"Suck my fick asshole"

orrrrrr.

Your teacher tells you to stop talking in class so you reply with :

"Why dont you shut up and suck my fick you old fuck."

Fick by LeyLeyDePanama November 14, 2009

Fick 

What I often call my boyfriend Mark

Mark, you are a fuc*ing fick

Fick by Julie December 1, 2004

fick 

a fick is a shriveled up monkey penis

he thought he was huge but when the pants dropped he had a little fick

fick by reggie gangsta March 17, 2010