fez

A fez is another name for a condom. Kind of like a fez but for your other head.

"No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
That's what I am
Please understand
I wanna be your holy man" Steely Dan - The Fez

by Zed Leppelin September 7, 2003

fez

a city of morocco, north africa.

have you been around fez ?
no, not yet

by blitzz September 14, 2007

fez

Ron Bennington's gay counterpart on the Ron & Fez Show on XM 202 - noon to 3

Fez was depressed as usual and crying over some dumb stuff, while Ron did everything he could to make him feel worse and, in the end, made things all better.

by djunderground01 March 28, 2008

the fez

The soon to be ruler of the world, surely?

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

fez

1. Your game.

(In the 70s, your fez was the common term for what is now known as "your game". Guys used their fez to pick up chicks.)

"You're never gonna do it without your fez on.." (Steelie Dan song "Your Fez")

by Old Dude from the 70s May 23, 2007

fez

silly hat (popular in egypt) OR nerd on whatnet

"i am wearing a fez!" OR "05:33 <@fez> i gotta upgrade from Apache 1.3 to 2.0 so i'll brb"

by naken February 20, 2003

fez

A normal SCEZ, when having a horny phase, like FES from That 70's Show, becomes a FEZ

Man, Fez, you're disgusting...

by freddylecter November 26, 2006