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scraping fettuccine alfredo

Another term for kissing, because fettuccine noodles are long and flat like tongues.

First used in Supergirl #19, when Supergirl and Wonder Girl were about to Kiss (we're not joking. seriously, look it up) and Ravager (who is apparently the lesbian equivalent of a cockblocker) interrupted them (with a rocket launcher) and said the bellow sentence.
"Wonder-Girl AND Supergirl scraping fettuccine alfredo? Someone get a video camera... we'll get two billion hits on YouTube."
by Woodunt U. Lyketano July 14, 2014
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Fettuccine

The best food in the entire world
Creamy and delicious

Eat it with alfredo better than penne
You should try some fettuccine alfredo because it tastes so good
by lunarziarun April 25, 2019
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fettuccine alfredo

As originated by the Italians in the 17th century, fettuccine alfredo was originally known of as a simple pasta dish containing long stringy noodles and cheesy sauce.
It was not known until recent times that the special ingrediant that gave this delicacy its distinct taste was actually human semen inserted by the overworked servents of the Italian people. This tradition has continued throughout the ages, and strongly today.
It was not until the 20th century that this idea has been brought into the bedroom and under the sheets as a recreational sex act that has a little extra spice of its own. To perfrom this ridiculously arousing and scrumptious stunt one must boil noodles and alfredo sauce in pots until perfectly "al dente" next, the male must bring the boiling hot pot and however many desired bowls and eating utensils into the bedroom and dump the contents steaming hot water and all, into the females vaginal crevices or male/female anal cavity possibly causing 1st-3rd degree burns on the inside of the chosen arena. After this is complete, one must bring alfredo sauce and also insert that into the opening of choice. Next, one must perform sexual intercorse until the point of climax, then ejaculate all over the zesty creation containg noodles, vaginal fluid, alfredo sauce and more. once the ejaculation is complete and the penis is limp. open the vaginal/anal lips and dump the contents into the bowls, grab a fork and enojy!
The Olive Garden was closed last nite, so me and Enrique made some fettuccine alfredo of our own.

For our school's food festival I decided to show off my fettuccine alfredo for everyone to taste.

My grandma was in the hospital so I cooked her up some homemade fettuccine alfredo.
by Kevjusray Jaborrteza August 24, 2007
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fetticuini

money/cash to pay for drugs
i need the fetticuini b4 i can give it to ya
by xoxEasSideBabyxox November 9, 2004
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Fettuccine

"Hey fresh. That's Fettuccine."

-- Big Tymers in "This is How We Do"
by Banghead November 9, 2003
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Russian Fettachini

When you pour a bucket of worms on a chick, bone her and jizz on the worms.
welcome to Waldo's would you like me to give you a Russian Fettachini?
by snavenn February 4, 2009
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Fettucine

Someone or something that is fake, fraudulent, and/or fugazzi.
Do you believe this kid?”
“No, he’s cousin fettucine.”
by Akak1234 April 11, 2019
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