FETs

Fried Egg Tits

Tits that look more like two eggs, sunny side up (so to speak) than actual tits.
Do you remember the Tonya Harding video?

All I can remember are the FETs
by Jeff Lebowski June 10, 2004
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Fet

Used as a derivative of “fuck”. A PG-13 more or less.
“Fet. That sucks.”
by Ruc2002 March 15, 2021
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Fet

a mushroom style hair-cut
by Jorge Da 6'2" October 21, 2004
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Fet

Verb. fet, fetted, fetting.
1. To know someone through social media connections without ever having met in person, and without the other person necessarily knowing who you are.

Adjective. fettered.
To be in a mixed state of flattery and disgust following the admission by another person that they have fet you.

Origin:
Australian. Derivative of "facebook met". (French, fete; Latin Latin fētidus)
1.
Daz at the street lights: "Erin? Hi, we've fet before"
Erin dashing across the street when the lights change: "I'm so fucking fettered right now"

2.
I spent the afternoon fetting peeps.
by renai September 02, 2012
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Most of us hate going to funerals as they remind us that fet
by CriostoirHulme August 06, 2005
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Most people have good friends who are a fet
by CriostoirHulme August 06, 2005
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fets fan

An abbreviation for "fake mets fan" or "fake jets fan."
This term is usually used when a fan to either the mets or the jets does something un-fan-like such as not knowing a player, not knowing a team fact or missing a game, etc...
"Yoni, your such a fets fan. How could you have missed that game?"
"How do you not know who the running back is Elliot? Your such a fets fan."
by BKatz October 01, 2007
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