FETs

Fried Egg Tits

Tits that look more like two eggs, sunny side up (so to speak) than actual tits.

Do you remember the Tonya Harding video?

All I can remember are the FETs

by Jeff Lebowski June 9, 2004

Fet

Used as a derivative of “fuck”. A PG-13 more or less.

“Fet. That sucks.”

by Ruc2002 March 14, 2021

Fet

a mushroom style hair-cut

uncle fester with hair

by Jorge Da 6'2" October 20, 2004

Fet

Verb. fet, fetted, fetting.
1. To know someone through social media connections without ever having met in person, and without the other person necessarily knowing who you are.

Adjective. fettered.
To be in a mixed state of flattery and disgust following the admission by another person that they have fet you.

Origin:
Australian. Derivative of "facebook met". (French, fete; Latin Latin fētidus)

1.
Daz at the street lights: "Erin? Hi, we've fet before"
Erin dashing across the street when the lights change: "I'm so fucking fettered right now"

2.
I spent the afternoon fetting peeps.

by renai September 2, 2012

fet

fatality erodes togetherness

Most of us hate going to funerals as they remind us that fet

by CriostoirHulme August 31, 2005

fet

fraternity extending togetherness

Most people have good friends who are a fet

by CriostoirHulme August 31, 2005

fets fan

An abbreviation for "fake mets fan" or "fake jets fan."
This term is usually used when a fan to either the mets or the jets does something un-fan-like such as not knowing a player, not knowing a team fact or missing a game, etc...

"Yoni, your such a fets fan. How could you have missed that game?"
"How do you not know who the running back is Elliot? Your such a fets fan."

by BKatz October 15, 2007