fetchez la vache

French term for "Fetch the cow".

In the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail, one French guard to another commands "fetchez la vache", and they catapult a cow over the castle.

by The REAL Real Name August 16, 2009

Fatchav786

A name for only gods.

I name thee Fatchav786.

by Fatchav786 December 31, 2020

fetcher

1. a generally despicable person

2. a person who receives a lucky break/opportunity that you were hoping for

3. a single member of the notoriously unsuccessful boy-band "The Fetchers" from Wendover, NV

1. "Nate just ratted me out. What a fetcher!"

2. "I can't believe that fetcher got a star-lightning combo on the last track of Bowser's Castle."

3. "I heard the Fetchers broke up. I heard the short fetcher likes gay servicemen."

by Mudskins July 21, 2006

Fetch

Stop trying to make it happen.
It's not going to happen.

"That's so fetch!"
"Shut up, Gretchen. Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen."

by KamIsTotallyFuckingAwesome May 17, 2011

fetcher

A word used in the Game "MorrowWind"tm by Bethesda Games, and related games, as an insult of the lowest kind.

"That Fetcher would sell his own Mother for the price of the look on her face."

by shogun459 November 27, 2016

Make Fetch Happen

When someone tries to start a cultural trend that will never catch on.

My cousin always wears purple socks on Wednesday. He hopes that eventually other people will start doing it and he will become famous for creating the trend. Whenever I see him on Wednesday I say, "Jaime, stop trying to make fetch happen."

by Raina Weather August 24, 2008

Fetch Boy

A person in a friend group that is deemed "researcher", settling any arguments by Googling the answer in real time (never assigned to someone with an Android and never a ginger).

"Wait, you don't need to crack that beer bottle over Luke's head, we have a Fetch Boy to settle this; Fetch Boy run the numbers on how many nose jobs for Khloe Kardashian."

by sofirstlady March 21, 2023