A fat bum who sits around all day playing nothing but video games who thinks he is god and compares himself to singing birds. Who thinks he is intelligent when all beg to differ. Who cries and whines constantly. Who throws himself into walls in front of everyone and says he couldn't walk anymore because his heart was ripped to shreds. Who thinks he'
ll have a life after high
school, when his mom still buys his clothes. Who
will never know what brand clothing is. Who
will stay a virgin until he is well over 40. Who
will be on his death bed wishing he could go back and play Halo with his teenage friends.