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ferclempt

the feeling of being at the brink of tears, usually accompanied with a lump in the throat and a cracking voice.
"Yeah, I admit it, at the ending of 'My Girl' I was ferclempt.
by FunThrax January 23, 2007
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furkle

furkle-verb
to search and fumble about for something, perhaps furtiveley
She furkled up the bishop's robe to help him find his tassles.
She furkled up his inside leg to find his leg measurement.
by catthefet February 21, 2007
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Feckless punt

Something Robert Mueller persistently did in the Mueller Report, per Bill Maher.
All Mueller had to do is what people in the justice system do every day, use the law to come to justice. Not be so restricted by technicalities that the bad guys win.

Donald Trump, Jr. declined to be voluntarily interviewed. So make him! Was he too busy? You couldn’t work around his tweeting schedule?

It’s one feckless punt after another.
by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 19, 2019
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Feckless

Someone without character, spineless, worthless
by Youarenotwhoyouare June 12, 2020
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Fertle

Fertle
To fiddle with,improve, mess about with, fix, adjust.
Fertle...
Fertle with an engine... tune it up?...
Fertle with anything... to adjust it
Can be "search for", ie, had a damn good fertle in the shed, but couldnt find the shovel...
by Bwian SilverDragon September 5, 2008
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Fernley

Almost a city, Fernley is a small roundabout on your way to Reno, NV. Points of interest include an Amazon dist. center responsible for 45% of Lyon County's employment, a high-risk middle school/ high school, a urine stained race track and a redbox. Citizens of Fernley are usually upper-lower-lower class people with a median income of $12,538. To combat their low-income they, like cats, often become roommates with one-another and sleep in piles to save money on blankets/heating. Fernley is only a terrifying 15 minute drive to Silver Springs. This is terrifying as it's easy for inhabitants of Silver Springs to enter Fernley and shop for groceries. To combat this, the only point of entry from Silver Springs is fortified by a steep hill that makes it difficult for Silver Springers to enter as they own cheap autos, or simply can't afford the gas. Regardless, most Silver Springs high school graduates eventually move to Fernley with aspirations of working at the Wendy's, only an elite few are accepted. Fernley is often referred to as Ferntucky by Nevada's white trash population, no-one knows why. Not much is known about the school system other than a big "FU" made out of rocks on the mountain behind it. This is thought to be a deterrent for middle class and higher tourists. Fernley ranks #4 in Nv for meth usage, #2 for racism, #1 for most Silver Springs graduates, and #1 for Nevada's most questionable Wal-Mart.
Friend 1: Hey want to go to Fernley to go watch the racetrack?
Friend 2: No, last time I was there the bleachers were covered in either beer or piss, couldn't tell.
Friend1: Well shit, look at the fancy out-of-towner, too good to sit in beer-piss like the rest of us.
Friend 2:...
by NobamaFTW February 20, 2013
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penis farkle

Poo particles left on one mans penis after being farted on making the mans penis sparkle.
Prostitute: Would you like a blumpkin or penis farkle?
by filipino29 June 15, 2010
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