Feras syndrome also reffered to as crackheadness is an extremely scarce form of a mental disorder. The patients that suffer from it would reffer to it as ADHD, however that is one of the symptoms along with many others such as: Delusional behavior and thoughts, craving for any form of smoke that could enter your lungs, severe addiction, uncontrollable talking about anything, horrendous laughing, and inevitable unibrows. (Some cases may include hash stuck inside fingernails, talking about being from Baalbek when no one gives a shit, and horrible breath). They are also reffered to as the creatures of the united eyebrow kingdom.
Doctor: I sincerely apologise ma’am. The disorder is way worse that we have thought it would be.
Mom: What is that supposed to mean?
Doctor: At first we thought that it would be a mild case of ahmad syndrome, but it is much worse. We have discovered it is, *sad sigh* feras syndrome.
Mom: NO! NO! NO! IT CAN’T BE.
Dad: Honey, I’m severely sorry. I must have had an std when I impregnated you. I’m so sorry.
Doctor: Don’t be too sad. It’s fine.
Mom: IT’S NOT FINE. *Suicidal and abortion wanting cries*
Doctor: Ya no shit, but it can be fixed.
Mom: How? *Still abortion wanting because of that FUCKING DISGUSTING UNIBROW but not suicidal cries*
Doctor: Having a razor around at all times, chewing gum frequently, never getting introduced to smoke or vape, and never being born in America.
Mom: What is that supposed to mean?
Doctor: At first we thought that it would be a mild case of ahmad syndrome, but it is much worse. We have discovered it is, *sad sigh* feras syndrome.
Mom: NO! NO! NO! IT CAN’T BE.
Dad: Honey, I’m severely sorry. I must have had an std when I impregnated you. I’m so sorry.
Doctor: Don’t be too sad. It’s fine.
Mom: IT’S NOT FINE. *Suicidal and abortion wanting cries*
Doctor: Ya no shit, but it can be fixed.
Mom: How? *Still abortion wanting because of that FUCKING DISGUSTING UNIBROW but not suicidal cries*
Doctor: Having a razor around at all times, chewing gum frequently, never getting introduced to smoke or vape, and never being born in America.
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Friend: What are you saying, Feras? That doesn't make sense! You don't know what you're talking about!
Feras: No, no, YOU are wrong. You didn't get the memo. Didn't you see it's in Urban Dictionary? That's the source of real knowledge!
Feras: No, no, YOU are wrong. You didn't get the memo. Didn't you see it's in Urban Dictionary? That's the source of real knowledge!
by ye14 September 16, 2012
Get the Feras mug.A type of approach that some teachers use frequently when teaching a lesson (most common in US studies). It's where a teacher goes so deep into an example it is as if there is no turning back to bring the conversation back to the original topic. This deep example starts to feel more like a crazy tangeant. It often makes students forget what class they are in.
Colleague: What? How did we go from talking about American industrialization to talking about child prostitutes?
Other Colleague: oh that's just Mr. Phoenix's Fergasonian approach to that topic. Don't worry, he always says you'll be fully prepared for the exam.
Other Colleague: oh that's just Mr. Phoenix's Fergasonian approach to that topic. Don't worry, he always says you'll be fully prepared for the exam.
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Fermasculous: expressing or entertaining sexual thoughts while having a lack of charisma (rizz) from the individual speaking.
When Adam asked the girl at the bar if she would like to fuck “this fine Friday evening under the stars” while sipping on a strawberry margarita. The girl prominently looked at him and said you’re way to fermasculous for me! And proceeded to pepper spray him.
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