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Debbie Flemming

Vomiting on a womans back while on a one night stand, during sexual intercourse. In the doggystyle position.
Man, I met this girl at the bar last night and when I was having sex with her I was so wasted, I did not want to stop to throw up in the bathroom, so I Debbie Flemminged on her back and kept going until I was finished having sex.
by Matt50hertz March 29, 2007
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Flemming

Verb. The practice of leaving or depositing your feacal matter in an inappropriate place. eg: Microwave
The dog totally flemminged on the lounge floor." "Dude you got too drunk and got your flemming on in the microwave" "Flemming is disgusting, why would anyone do that?
by Revengewasneversweeter July 27, 2011
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fumming

The act of being fummy. To bludge. What one does at work after Friday's pub-lunch. Doing bugger all and dragging everyone else down with you.

Another, less common, form of fumming involves sitting next to a colleague while he is on the phone to a customer and scrawling all over his notepad whilst giggling. The notepad should end up containing a crude caricature of the colleague's sister with the words, "Please wear pants to my party" in a speech bubble. This slightly more obscure form of fumming can often be the most effective as both parties usually end up imploding in a fit of giggles.
The Letter M: "So, Soulless Ginge, what have you done today?"
Soulless Ginge: "Nothing mate. I've been fumming all day today."
The Letter M: "Okay. Let's sit around with Angry Italian and make knob jokes."
by The Letter M July 28, 2008
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Fumming

Jerking your flaccid cock so quickly that you blow your load before you even get hard.
Guy 1- Dude I need to release some tension
Guy 2- But we need to be out the door in 2 minutes, we don’t have time?!
Guy 1- Hold my drink and watch this
(40 seconds later)
Guy 1- IM FUMMING!!!!
Guy 2- DUDE!!!!! 🤜 🤛
by Sheldonia March 17, 2021
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fermingo

A small annoying person. Usually has adhd and are commonly ginger
The small, ginger boy in the corner screaming is defo a fermingo
by Red_man2000 February 12, 2023
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flemming

Someone who is not very clever in anyway whatsoever
Can be described as 'Helen is so flemming, what a flemmers!'
by chris toms September 28, 2006
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Flemming

Stephen was taking the guys out for drinks and acting flemming in touching guys inappropriately.
by TankOzzy December 1, 2013
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