Rationalization Hamster - It is a creature that inhabits the female brain and helps them spin out rationalizations when they get into a predicament. When faced with a a dilemma, the female brain that houses the rationalization hamster, causes the hamster to start working by jumping on its wheel and running really hard. In the process it spins out a rationalization – an excuse, that absolves the woman of the blame and predicates it upon farcical self- justification.
Female - I know it is not his baby, but if I don't tell him that, it's not actually a lie. After all, I won't be hurting his feelings.
Guy - Wow! So you believe it's not a lie when you make him falsely believe that the child is his, and hide the fact that you lied to and cheated on him?
Female - It just happened like that. I was heavily drunk and was not thinking clearly. So it's not my fault, you see.
Guy - Damn, that female rationalization hamster must be working overtime!
Guy - Wow! So you believe it's not a lie when you make him falsely believe that the child is his, and hide the fact that you lied to and cheated on him?
Female - It just happened like that. I was heavily drunk and was not thinking clearly. So it's not my fault, you see.
Guy - Damn, that female rationalization hamster must be working overtime!
by DDwd5 February 23, 2014
Get the female rationalization hamster mug.Logan is typically a name for males, but is also unisex so females can be named it too.
A female logan is usually someone who is shy at first glance but is outgoing and loud when you become good enough friends with her. Logan is talented and smart, although sometimes doesn't get noticed when achieving high. Logan is not the average girl you'd meet and is incredibly weird and amazing at the same time. Always try to make friends with a female logan as there are not that many around. She'll definitely be up for partying and horror films on late night
A female logan is usually someone who is shy at first glance but is outgoing and loud when you become good enough friends with her. Logan is talented and smart, although sometimes doesn't get noticed when achieving high. Logan is not the average girl you'd meet and is incredibly weird and amazing at the same time. Always try to make friends with a female logan as there are not that many around. She'll definitely be up for partying and horror films on late night
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A popular female message board user. However, "popular female message board user" is redundant, as the lopsided male/female ratio among internet users ensures that anyone claiming to possess a vagina (even one who is secretly a man) will be held in high regard by the board's horny male users.
The forum female is a specific kind of female user, however, who deliberately flaunts the fact that she is a girl to garner attention. Her username is often something along the lines of "SexySarah5132" or "Surfer_Grrl69". Her posts are usually peppered with flowery poetry, pink text, anime smilies, and innocent sounding laughter (teehee, hehe). Often owns a blog. When the forum female is sad or angry, all she needs to do is post a whine and sit back as the horny male users all shower her with sympathy. Any attempt to flame her will be rendered useless by the legions of her forum "boyfriends", who will quickly repel any attack on her. In time a forum female may become a moderator or admin, which grants her near immunity.
Though irritating the forum female may be, there is not much which can be done, as she is more annoying than harmful.
The forum female is a specific kind of female user, however, who deliberately flaunts the fact that she is a girl to garner attention. Her username is often something along the lines of "SexySarah5132" or "Surfer_Grrl69". Her posts are usually peppered with flowery poetry, pink text, anime smilies, and innocent sounding laughter (teehee, hehe). Often owns a blog. When the forum female is sad or angry, all she needs to do is post a whine and sit back as the horny male users all shower her with sympathy. Any attempt to flame her will be rendered useless by the legions of her forum "boyfriends", who will quickly repel any attack on her. In time a forum female may become a moderator or admin, which grants her near immunity.
Though irritating the forum female may be, there is not much which can be done, as she is more annoying than harmful.
by RealGTX March 31, 2005
Get the Forum Female mug.Quinn is one of the most beautiful girls you will see in your life. They're a very rare type of girl; they are hilarious, adventurous, outgoing, brave, amazing in bed, and the perfect girlfriend. Quinn is usually a badass, always has a great comeback, and can kick your ass in a heartbeat. Quinn's are usually very Independant, it takes a lot for them to let you past their wall. Quinn is someone you can talk to about anything, she will give you the most amazing advice. She's the best kisser around, but she won't kiss just anybody. She learns from her mistakes and she isn't the type to give second chances, so don't screw things up with her. If you find a Quinn, hold on to her. She's special, and so beautiful.
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Get the quinn (female) mug.A girl (such as myself) who will do anything for the boy she loves. Mainly one sided or significantly more Emotion, chasing and attachment than the male involved. Will always put him first and forgive almost if not everything he does wrong.
“He made her cry every day this week alone so why does she still Love him?!”
“Because shes a female simp”
“Because shes a female simp”
by Joshie_oger February 29, 2020
Get the FEMALE SIMP mug.A word used to describe a close friend that you hang around with or 'jam' with. This word is a combination for the words 'Fam' and 'Jamming'
Adam - 'So Olli what are you doing today?'
Olli - ' I don't know famalamajam, I might go and merk some Halo tonight'
Adam - 'Can I jam with you fam?'
Olli - 'Of course famalamajam'
Olli - ' I don't know famalamajam, I might go and merk some Halo tonight'
Adam - 'Can I jam with you fam?'
Olli - 'Of course famalamajam'
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"Fe" is the element name for iron on the Periodic Table of Elements.
"Male" is a man.
Thus, put together "Fe" and "male" and you get "Female".
Put together "Iron" and "man" and you get "Ironman".
"Fe" is the element name for iron on the Periodic Table of Elements.
"Male" is a man.
Thus, put together "Fe" and "male" and you get "Female".
Put together "Iron" and "man" and you get "Ironman".
Dude 1: Man, I hooked up with this amazingly FINE female last night.
Dude 2: *crying* ... Man I thought what we had was special!
Dude 3: *walks by* ಠ_ಠ
Dude 2: *crying* ... Man I thought what we had was special!
Dude 3: *walks by* ಠ_ಠ
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