Felonious Monk

A criminal.

Joey D's selling his car.

It's probably stolen, that guy's a Felonious Monk.

by Shuaman March 2, 2019

Fellaciously

adv.

1)Sucking on a phallic object with vigor.

2)Sucking on many phallic objects.

Root Fellaccious

She sucked fellaciously on the end of her brush to turn him on.

by kwiztas August 31, 2011

Felonious bullshit

Bullshit so bad it rises to the level of a felony.

Man that was some felonious bullshit that guy just said!

by Exdink April 7, 2017

Felonious Chubby Chaser

The one member of every group of friends that secretly bags nothing but obese sexual partners unbeknownst to the group.

Elvin is the most classic example of a Felonious Chubby Chaser.

by DocHuskie April 10, 2008

fellacious

adj (derived from fellatio) - when something is so good or cool you'd give it head if you could.

Omg! That new phone is so fellacious!

That cake was so fellacious I think I wanna go give my boyfriend head!

by jigahigacityniga May 23, 2009

felonious trunk

A particularly attractive posterior booty, male or female, that might lead one to do something he or she would not otherwise do.

Girl, the felonious trunk booty on that guy over there might make me lose my mind!

by deagler11 January 7, 2013

feloniously asalted

The fellow who copiusly over salts the food he plans to share with the group. Nobody but him can stand it and he ends up eating all of it.

We were all craving some chips and salsa. When it arrived Este Vato feloniously asalted the bowl of chips. Now I have the munchies and chapped lips too.
I took this rooka to the movies. She wanted some popcorn and soda. While I was paying for it I looked over and she feloniously asalted the popcorn. I had to go back twice for soda refills and missed most of the movie waiting in line. Pinche huerca!

by masohorrible' February 4, 2010