he's like WADDUP after hooking up with a mack feldman, and then goes and hooks up with a ryan zeisloft.
by COD DA MASTA January 14, 2009
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Performing general acts of jewshbaggery in all actions of your everyday life. The leader of this awful cult is davefeldman and he must be destroyed for creating this ultimate evil.
by 405Stinky May 5, 2005
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by NamesNOTransom June 11, 2018
Get the Feldman Scheme mug.A Feldmanphobe or Feldmaphobe is someone who hates or strongly dislikes Andrew Barth Feldman and his (anti-)jokes or humor. (Particularly during Broadway jackbox)
• "Ugh, Why is he does he keep winning?! STOP VOTING FOR ANDREW!"
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- "Omg, stop being such a Feldmanphobe. Sometimes he's actually funny!
by Ah_Nah April 29, 2020
Get the feldmanphobe mug.1. A man or a woman who shows a complete and utter disregard for the financial, physical, or emotional well-being of another fellow man.
2. A man or woman who shows an astounding lack of work and personal ethic.
3. A man or woman who shows an irrational fear of participating in any event pertaining to the advancement of the human race. (i.e. Incredibly Lazy)
4. A man or woman who is considered to be an extreme coward.
5. A man or woman who shows a severe allergy towards to truth in any fashion.
6. A man or woman who is well-practiced in the act of "ass-covering," particularly at the expense of others.
7. A man or woman who is so morally bankrupt, they are unfit to be a parent.
2. A man or woman who shows an astounding lack of work and personal ethic.
3. A man or woman who shows an irrational fear of participating in any event pertaining to the advancement of the human race. (i.e. Incredibly Lazy)
4. A man or woman who is considered to be an extreme coward.
5. A man or woman who shows a severe allergy towards to truth in any fashion.
6. A man or woman who is well-practiced in the act of "ass-covering," particularly at the expense of others.
7. A man or woman who is so morally bankrupt, they are unfit to be a parent.
1. "Seriously? You don't give a damn whether or not I have a job? You're being a real Feldman right now."
2. You're cutting your shift 3 hours early today? Didn't you show up an hour late too? Geez, you're being a real Feldman today."
3. "Did you see that Feldman today? All he did was sit in the office with his feet up, no shoes, listening to jazz!"
4. "Did you see that coward in 'Band of Brothers'? He was a serious Feldman!"
5. "I've now tried to get a straight answer to my question like 7 times. Quit being a Feldman and just tell the truth!"
6. "Did you hear? My Boss was in today wondering why the reports weren't done for the presentation. That Feldman threw me under the bus to save his own ass!"
7. "I honestly feel that Hitler was too much of a Feldman to be fit for parenthood."
2. You're cutting your shift 3 hours early today? Didn't you show up an hour late too? Geez, you're being a real Feldman today."
3. "Did you see that Feldman today? All he did was sit in the office with his feet up, no shoes, listening to jazz!"
4. "Did you see that coward in 'Band of Brothers'? He was a serious Feldman!"
5. "I've now tried to get a straight answer to my question like 7 times. Quit being a Feldman and just tell the truth!"
6. "Did you hear? My Boss was in today wondering why the reports weren't done for the presentation. That Feldman threw me under the bus to save his own ass!"
7. "I honestly feel that Hitler was too much of a Feldman to be fit for parenthood."
by PrisonerOfHell April 22, 2009
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"Man, I'm sorry, but when you told me your mom caught you spanking it, I couldn't help but give The Feldman."
by Tim Carter December 9, 2008
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