feuching

the act of two women pressing their vulvas together during sex.

i walked in on my mom and her girlfriend feuching, and i'm scarred for life.

by j. malott November 25, 2005

Felchimers

where someone completely forgets about felching the night before.

Jon's felchimers was bad. He didn't even remember felching that donkey!

by Ron Diggity December 9, 2008

felching

The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.

Horace had enjoyed his anal intercourse session with Bertie so much, that he decided to felch his own semen from Berties anus.

by Clinton Sounds January 30, 2004

Felchenstein

Licking out the cum from a dead guy/girl's butthole

Do you remember that dead body at the graveyard? i gave it a felchenstein and a half baby!

by Joe May 13, 2005

reverse felching

After your nasty slut orgasms so hard that she squirts, you lick up the puddle and spit it back into her oozing clam.

My girlfriend loves when I give her a reverse felching as she is never lubed enough for me after she orgasms.

by Buzzzzzzzzzz August 10, 2006

feltching

"When a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubricant and feces are present. That's fletching. It may or may not, include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth." -Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk

"Feltching makes me want to puke."

by Steven August 10, 2004

fetchin paper

makin money

"Man...fetchin paper has never been harder with this damn economy!!"

by chodz April 12, 2010