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Feathers Facts

When somebody tells a story about their accomplishments that is so outrageous it can't possibly be true; considering the person telling the story.
Feathers Facts teller: "Dude, I have 8 different state records in track. I am also the only player to never lose a game in a soccer career. One game I scored 4 goals then left with the other team's cheerleaders and had my 6th, no wait, 14th orgy. It was pretty cool."

Feathers Facts victim: "Is that guy serious? But he's such a fat douchebag."

Feathers Facts bystander: "Dude, you just got fed some Feathers Facts."
by Diogenes of Sinope February 9, 2013
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Feather Merchant

In popular jargon of the US Marine Corps:

a. a person who rarely exhibits effort and/or responsibility and lets others do all the work; a loafer, slacker, dope-off, weasel; shirker, screw off, malingerer.

b. a person assigned to a comfortable job relative to others in his unit;

c. a short person or a person of slight stature or build;

d. a term sometime used to refer to civilian employees of the Department of Defense or a government contractor.
Private Smith: Have you seen Private Jones lately?
Corporal Hardass: Nope, he's disappeared from work detail again today but when I catch up with our resident feather merchant, I'm gonna knock him on his ass.
by JoeDonethat November 16, 2010
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Fagatosis

The dick breath you get when sucking off too many dicks. Halitosis for queers.
Bro, you got some nasty fagatosis today, how many dicks did you suck last night? Please brush your teeth!
by Dispenser August 1, 2018
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fagaton

A person who's inappropriate behavior and appearance transcends being a fagatron. Generally found wearing suspenders and or sweater-vests.
Suspenders are only cool on Larry King Live; Jason is such a fagaton.
by rick328i March 27, 2008
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feather cookie

Inserting a feather into a mans ass then bending it up front to tickle his balls.
My ass kinda hurts after I got that Feather Cookie last night.
by Frank the Tank October 22, 2004
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fagatore

One who is flaming gay. (atore) refers to skeletore from 80's cartton He-Man
That dude is a fagatore.
by JJC923 April 23, 2007
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Feature Fucked

When a computer application or hardware design feature has unintended or sometimes embarrassing consequences.
Getting Feature Fucked commonly occurs in word processing and email applications. For example you type a message that uses a misspelled version the word “incidentally” but the auto correct feature fixes it and it becomes “indecently”.

Very often this behavior occurs during important correspondences, such as with ones boss, can have undesirable consequences when the unintended word fits the sentence structure but drastically changes it meaning.

Can also occur in voice recognition applications. For example the scene in Wild Hogs where “Alternate Spec’s” is interpreted as “Alternate Sex”
by Lou Porreco April 9, 2008
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