fecalities

A series or chain of negative consequences stemming from a stupid action.

A series of fucked up events.

The shit that happens after you do something stupid.

Ever since the new manager was hired, we've been suffering from a number of fecalities.

Got caught stealing money. Lost my job. Lost my car. Lost my girlfriend. Lost my dog. Flat broke, fat and balding. Came down with E.D. No internet access. Man, why do I have so many fecalities?

by spicy lengua July 23, 2009

fecaliscious

1. (adj.) Used to describe an object, place, or person which has the quality of being as appetizing as a pile of dung.
2. (adj.) The quality of being blissfully and sublimely full of shit.

She was so proud of it , but her souffle was fecaliscious. I wish they'd cut that crap off the jukebox, John Mayer is so fecaliscious. (fits both definitions 1 and 2, mind you)

by honeyfeathers March 6, 2010

Fecalitious

When that turd be bussin' on flavor so good you'd have another.

I ate her ass and that cutter be fecalitious

by TiddyPimpin November 24, 2024

Fecality

An absolutely terrible television program.

e.g. shitcom, shitshow

The latest season of Survivor was a total Fecality show.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Fecality

A fecality is when you throw someone to the ground so hard, that their autonomic nervous system malfunctions and causes them to defecate.

Analogous to a “fatality” but without the death.

Chad 1: Hey bro, did you hear about Estéban’s Dad who caused that hobo to have a fecality?

Chad 2: No man, what happened!?

Chad 1: He judo throwed that sucker so hard he shit himself.

by Dr Wizard December 2, 2025

Fecality

A fecality is when you throw someone to the ground so hard, that their autonomous nervous system malfunctions and causes them to defecate.

Analogous to “fatality”.

Chad 1: did you hear about Estéban’s Dad causing that shoplifter to have a fecality?

Chad 2: What!? No dude, what’s that!?

Chad 1: he judo threw him so hard that he shit himself.

by Dr Wizard December 2, 2025